what you doing

A text sent by a dude who wants you to come over for sex. Usually sends it to more than one person at a time to increase his chance of getting lucky. (the recipients are not aware that he has sent the text to anyone but them) If he gets more than one response, he replies to his preferred option. The non-commital nature of the question makes it difficult for any of the unchosen options to accuse him of any wrongdoing.

(Sends text to four girls) "what you doing"
Girl number two is first to respond with "not much, what about you?"
But before he can respond, girl number one (his preferred option) replies! She says "I'm free, wanna catch up?'
All he has to do now is tell girl number two he's tired and is going to bed and tell girl number one to come on over!

booty call brush off casting the net

by Fox99 December 31, 2015

Made You Look

Texting someone next to you the words "made you look" then insulting them for looking.

(After the person next to me checks checks their phone)

I made you look, I can't believe you fell for that, loser.

by ironhouse December 14, 2012

i hate you

i have extremely strong dislike for you.
you are a twat, idiot, cunt, imbecile, loser, moron, bitch, bastard, really horrible person, retard, knob (insert many more insulting words)

dweeb: i love you!
me: i hate you!

by hella good June 6, 2005

comment you on facebook

A term used by myspacers gone facebookers see mytraitor when he/she doesn't know to say write on your wall.

"Yo bro! Instead of commenting you on myspace, I'll just comment you on facebook." "Do you mean write on my wall?" "Oh yah, i guess so, sorry, I'm just so used to saying comment on myspace"

by Nickkk!!! June 18, 2007

Bitch you guessed it

From the song "u guessed it" feat. 2. Chainz by Og Maco the term "Bitch you guessed it" is pretty much a cocky way of saying you're right.

Paul: "How tall are you?"

Tyrone: "guess."
Paul: "idk 6 foot?"
Tyrone: "Bitch you guessed it"

by Baby Jade April 22, 2016

What you make of it

Phrase used to describe a situation or place that by all objective measures, sucks, but can be made less sucky by luck or hard work. Makes you wholly responsible for your attitude.

Cleveland! It's what you make of it.

by Sven Winkle April 17, 2011

what is you up to

An expression commonly mistaken with "what's the haps", What is you up to is the complete opposite. The expression simply means to wonder as to what activities another individual is partaking in at any given moment.

brotha:YO, what is you up to
hommie:just chillin with some peeps.
brotha: fly!

by SLICK MOTHA May 3, 2006