suck a soft one

a very popular saying that is used to insult someone. can also add other details to the insult, depending on how severe the offense is. example: go suck your father's soft one

"you are so annoying. go suck a soft one."
"i wish that creeper would go away. he can go suck a soft one."

by suckasoftone March 2, 2008

One Inch Pinch

A very smol pp that's 1 inch long, more of these pp-length terms include: Meter Peter (one meter long ) and

a Mile Pile (a huge pp one mile long).

Joe got a One Inch Pinch!

by AQUALIME April 8, 2021

get one up

When someone is able to make their male appendage (penis) erect

"After some foreplay I was able to get one up"

by ChaChiRei August 24, 2016

DJ do one

literally - the DJ is playing shite tunes and they should leave the booth...

but in urban speak means 'time for me leave'

i'm gonna DJ do one, see you later

let's DJ do one

by lovelyamy November 10, 2010

one eyed walrus

Male anatomy: the balls and asshole.

Forget about the tusks: if you draw a walrus you'll have 2 circles for the muzzle and put whiskers on it. These are the balls dangling down. The asshole is the single eye above.

Want to be a sophisticated lover? Bend over and tell her to lick the one eyed walrus.

by TreeWeezel May 23, 2011

Von One Hour

A person that seemingly requires approximatley 60 minutes to complete simple tasks.

"Hes been in the bathroom for an hour, that guy takes an hour for everything"

by Mario September 15, 2004

one-eyed ambassador

1. Unofficial title of controversial London 2012 Olympic & Paralympic mascots Wenlock & Mandeville

2. Penis

All over London, young children are lining up around the block to get their hands on a little one-eyed ambassador.

by e2mwpg August 2, 2012