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A pussy bitch who needs to shave
shave your fucking face dumbass john
John by renasty September 23, 2018
John is one of the best people you will ever meet he will hang out with you but thats the side he fakes when he is alone he thinks about his life and he might cry for know reason and he won't tell you why when he has a girlfriend he treats her like a queen there is not a thing that comes between him and his girlfriend

P.s my name is john
Hay John why are you down today. I don't want to talk about it is personal
John by Johnleder October 9, 2018
John

Smokin' hot biker. So hot, you will question all the other guys in your life . Smouldering eyes, sexy mouth, fit body. Unicorn qualities.

He loves baseball caps, bikes, trees, maps and loves being at one with the earth and nature - I would love to watch this guy climb a tree!

Time with John is an activity in its own right... waking up next to him, seeing him coming out of the shower, just watching him breathe...

John rocks back Tattoos. John is a dude; the epitome of cool

He's a keeper. So, if you meet a John, marry him before someone else does!
I need a John in my life, Get me a John, Lucky girls have a John
John by MiddleAgedMoose October 23, 2018
John is a guy that is outgoing and friendly. Everyone knows of him but he keeps very few close friends. Shy and quiet but usually willing to open up to you when you get to know him and he knows he can trust you. Then he can tell you what is on his mind and can be very emotional which does bring about his true feelings. John is also someone who has anger issues and when he is angry you do not want to mess with him or you could end up hurt and when that happens you you would never want to be near him ever again and if you get on his good side he will be nice just don't make him angry.
john can be nice but also mean
john by the man 22343 November 21, 2018

John Hancock Academy

A place for the following

• whores

chaw boys

rednecks

autistic
John Hancock Academy is the worst school in America

John Cena 

The 2nd coming of Gahndi himself. The mold of what every man should be. Packs a 16 inch schlong. Will steal your wife with the blink of an eye. Can move mountains with the snap of a finger. Has visited the lost city of Atlantis. Knows where Tupac is hiding.
"I'd go gay for John Cena"-Mike Pence
John Cena by 123guy456 January 18, 2019