dick’s ass

Any unfavorable condition.

It’s hotter than a dick’s ass in here.

Man1: How did your interview go?

Man2: Dick’s ass.

It smells like a dick’s ass in the kitchen.

What the dick’s ass is this nonsense?

I don’t give a dick’s ass what you think!

This movie is dick’s ass.

This train is moving slower than a dick’s ass.

by Sigaret Breff June 8, 2023

corona dick

when you get an erection multiple times per day because you have way too much free time, especially when being quarantined indefinitely.

Friend: Dude get on Warzone, we need a 4th.
You: Bro I can't, I got the corona dick I'll be on a little later.
Friend: Damn bro when are you going to get over that?
You: I don't know man, I don't know when it will end.

by Tkashh April 26, 2020

Dick Funk

A close relation to Swamp Nuts exempt the penis has a funky odor.

I really liked my ex boyfriend but we broke up because he had serious Dick Funk

by SMD111 July 2, 2017

Dick Fishy

when one has sex with a vagina that smells more of tuna then fresh

After sex with that hooker, she gave me a case of the Dick Fishy.

by Tone Smiff June 22, 2011

Dick Stack

A stack of dicks or dumb asss

You Dick Stack! Why did you just do that!?!

by D3@dp001 January 28, 2021

porterhouse dick

An incredibly large asshole

Phil was never nice, a real porterhouse dick.

by Rendez Marmaduke July 13, 2011

Dick doodled

The act of drawing a dick on someones homework paper when they are not looking. Often with a pen so that they can't erase it.

Wow, did I really just get dick doodled? Miss Joebob will kill me if she sees this.

by Hitlers evil twin November 23, 2010