sex-crazed

people that write basically 87% of Urban Dictionary's definitions

I searched for Strawberry Milk Shake and got really weird definitions from sex-crazed people

by Hot 19 yr old in your area July 29, 2022

metal sex

When a metal vocalist screams on a blonde girls vag to perform oral sex using the vibrations to cause multiple orgasms

Oh my that metal sex was mighty! Fine!! You can't handle the metal sex.

give me that sweet sweet metal sex sweet cheeks.

by flexatronic June 11, 2014

phone sex

a form of having sex during lokcdown with your other half because coronavirus is preventing you from seeing them. It mainly consists of a face to face chat with them but can be on speaker only. Both people talk seductively and attempt to turn on the other person whilst also masturbating with them simultaneously.

downside: not as pleasuring
benefit: 0% chance of std or pregnancy

mate: "yo what you did with your gyal last night?"

me: "I couldn't see her so i had phone sex with her."
all the lads: "MY G!!!"

by iswallowedadictionarythesauras June 16, 2020

Sex Penis

Sex Penis is basically when a penis that has had sex in the past.

Wow, you can definitely tell his penis is a sex penis.

by Droggu May 18, 2019

Rescue Sex

Sex that is meant to save a friendship and only for that reason.

Elaine - Jerry we need to have sex to save our friendship

Jerry - that's what I've been telling you

Bonny - Jerry and Elaine had rescue sex

by Cardinals Fan 5000 January 16, 2010

Sex Muffin

Noun:
1. A name for a sexually stimulating person.

2. The name of a muffin if eaten immediately before, after or during sex. This muffin is usually shared at the breakfast table or in bed after or during a long night of fornication.

Examples:
1. We shared a sex muffin after 5 hours of playing "find the teacup".

2. That girl, is a total sex muffin.

3. Justin had gone to the supermarket to purchase "sex muffins" for his date that evening.

4. Janet Reno, though very attractive, would not be considered a "sex muffin".

by Colombianomania September 30, 2005

vampire sex

the act of eating a girl out while she is on her period

i was getting eaten out while on my period and he felt like a vampire. vampire sex

by krystalxbabi November 23, 2010