Cane and 1 Nut

When all odds are stacked against you and you go into whatever situation or altercation you are facing and you KILL IT.

Man, I went into that interview with a cane and 1 nut and walked out with a sick job.

by 232 Almond Drive November 21, 2016

Darlings nuts are spicy

My nuts are spicy🍆🌶

Darlings nuts are spicy that they come in a siracha jar

by UncleDrew11 November 8, 2018

illegal use of nut

When you're banging a hot female referee and you nut somewhere she don't want you to

I was going to town on my sons soccer ref and I pulled out and blew my load in her hair, she penalized me for illegal use of nut

by Illegal use of nut July 23, 2017

nut bustin' good

comparing an experience (usually food) to the glory of the spermatozoa exiting its' scrotal, prostate and testicular 'home"
and YES!, not an experience enjoyed by the female ! (clit-titillatin' good ?)

aunt mary's chaw lit orgasm treats were nut busting good!
that walnut flavored tofu was nut bustin' good!
that bacon was nut bustin' good!
those vegan 'treats' were nut bustin' good!

by michael foolsley December 14, 2018

Chug my nut

To chug someone's spirm

Chug my nut

by Mytholas August 10, 2018

Short-Term Nut

When you're reminiscing about how nice of a nut you had and you try and remember what you nutted to, but you completely forget. And then you spend the next 10 minutes trying to remember but you just can't. Then you start hallucinating, thinking you found the video, but it's just another amateur rip off where the thot is clearly in her 40's.

>Not to be confused with the Mandela Nut.

"Hey man, I could hear you through the wall, that sounded liked a pretty good nut. Can you tell me the video?"
"Oh sure, It's uh... It's uh..."
"Sounds like short-term nut to me."

by soap tastes alright August 15, 2018

Dunkin’ Doz Nuts

When your gonads hang so low that they dip into the toilet. If there is poo poo in the toilet, this may be similar to dunkin’ donuts in some black coffee.

Mike: Yo Stone, I was munchin’ on some cream filled donuts this morning. When I bit into one, the cream squirted right into my eye. Shit still stings.

Stoney: Dawg that’s nothing. I was Dunkin’ Doz Nuts during my morning shit like crazy. Had to take 3 showers to fully clean my knackers off.

by Stoney69 January 19, 2019