simp

Prince Harry, Duke of Sussex

We've run a charity event to raise funds to buy Meghan Markle's simp a new pair of balls.

by gypsythief101 September 28, 2021

Simp

Man who puts women in front of Da Boys

You knows that guy? He is a simp for his female boss

by ilikdonki_XxX November 6, 2020

Simp

Jamie Gillespie is the worlds biggest simp

I liked this girl but I was to much of a simp

by swagnat October 18, 2020

SIMP

A guy who is overly obsessed with a woman and will go above and beyond to win her over. Despite everything the Simp does for love he remains in the friend zone and never finds his way out. The woman he is obsessed shows no signs of interest in the simp infact does she will openly flirt and show interests in his friends infront of him and yet the simp keeps on simping. The simp will go as fas as making remarks such as, “and he didn’t even do anything today, I’m the one who fixed her house for her” while displaying obvious Traits of jealousy.

Bear dislikes the idea of any other guy being alone with Sarah; he's protective to the point where some might even call him a simp.

Bear dislikes the idea of any other guy being alone with Sarah; he's protective to the point where some might even call him a simp.

by DaAntisimp81 January 16, 2024

Simp

A word used to describe a vaginal area that looks like Homer Simpsons lips.

Damn, that girl I hooked up with had a nice simp.

by chinesecommie September 23, 2020

SIMP

S-squirrels
I-In
M-my
P-pants

“Tell me what’s makin’ you jump like that!!”
“S-I-M-P squirrels in my pants!!”
“Ain’t got no chickens ain’t got no rats!”

That’s what SIMP means.

by Jackelanm December 19, 2023

simp

a 40 year old virgin who pays female streamers thousands of dollars just to have their name said out / written on a board.

They typically live in the basement of their parents and don't have jobs. They just chill there, have internet arguements with 14 year olds, use hacks in battle royale games, watch anime, groom girls aged 9 - 16

A: Did you see that simp donate 5k to pokimane?
B: holy shit

by japansko sredstvo za čišćenje June 16, 2021