happy as a one legged Leso on a pogo stick

Very happy.

How are you going Johnno?””Great,in fact I’m as happy as a one legged Leso on a pogo stick”

by cat518 January 25, 2025

Happy (gay)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to the word "gay".

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Happy (gay)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 25, 2025

Haping

An alternative act of horsing around or monkeying around. Typically involves throwing some type of feces or poop at people. Most of the time, the hape who is haping around needs to act like an ape, get completely naked, and throw their own poop at children.

Did you see the crazy naked guy at the zoo? He jumped into the hape enclosure naked and started haping around and eating poop and throwing it at bystanders!

by Nelson lanteigne January 28, 2025

Happy Balls

Just had sex

After being deprived of my girl friend, I returned to have sex with her, now I have "happy balls"

by anonymous February 3, 2026

Happy Hanukkah

The art of a man taking of all his clothes and shoving a candle up his urethra.
After these two actions have been completed he will hold onto a ceilings chandelier then light the candle and start swinging around whilst shouting HAPPY HANUKKAH HAPPY HANUKKAH over and over again until the fire goes out or he falls.

Dad:Hey son what are you doing?
Son:HAPPY HANUKKAH HAPPY HANUKKAH!!!!
Dad: wow son Im so proud (a white tear slides down his leg)

by Yovanisgoyslop February 11, 2026

hapsical

adj. 1. Said of that which has the quality of being in the haps.

2. Said of that which does not have the quality of being in the haps.

e.g. the birds had never flown away.

(hapsical)

by mytheus March 6, 2026

Happy Trail

a line of hair going from the navel to the groin THE HOTTEST THING A WOMAN CAN HAVE

dude, I saw this girl at the lgbt bar I was at with a crop top on and she had a Happy Trail. I couldn't NOT fuck her!

by Juneebugbugbug March 6, 2026