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I am from Grimsby and all of my friends are back stabbing bastards.
Friend by Rolodoggy January 21, 2015

friend from highschool 

A guy I used to fuck.
Oh he's just a friend from highschool.

friend of a cousin 

The source of all the suspicious items you possess.
Hank: "How did you afford an iphone on minimum wage?"
Dave: "er... I got it cheap from a friend of a cousin."

Hank: "I'm bored. Do you have anything I can huff or shoot?"
Dave: "I'll have these pills. I got them from a friend of a cousin."

Friend Zone 

This is a place you don't want to end up. When you ask someone out and they say, I think we should just be friends. This is be friend zoned.
Person - Hey, you go out wid me?
Person 2 - No, I think we should just be friends
Person 3 - Haha! You totally just got friend zoned!!
Friend Zone by CoolSparklyKid April 26, 2016

Friend Zone 

The little space between a ''Girlfriend'' and a ''Girl friend''.
Guy 1: Hey yo man, I got friend zoned yesterday by Michelle.
Guy 2: The girl who sent me nudes yesterday?
Friend Zone by TheGamerBro May 10, 2016

friend who happens to be a girl 

a girl you have sexual relations with on occasion. She's not your girlfriend, not exclusive. When introducing her to your buddies you say shes a friend who happens to be a girl. Your buddies know you can still hang out just the same as at it always was.
Meet Jennifer, shes's my friend who happens to be a girl (not my girlfriend).