i have cheese

means to have a wedgie

I wanted to go to Fruit Salad, but I have cheese.

Can someone tell the new girl she has cheese?

by jakiechan79 April 27, 2021

Spicy cheese ring

When uncircumcised schmegma build up becomes infected, causing blood and/or puss to mix into it. Often results in a hampered gate while walking.

Did you notice the way he's walking today? He needs to do something about that spicy cheese ring he's got.

by Hotline Deebo April 24, 2023

Cheese burger backpack

Cheese burger backpack is a backpack that is suppose to look like a cheeseburger it was created by Wacky Sacks Supply Company

never leave home without my cheese burger backpack

by steven univars May 15, 2023

ding dong cheese

Fromunder cheese

She smells like Ding dong cheese.
He smells like Ding dong cheese.
It smells like Ding dong cheese.

by Ding__dong June 29, 2022

Chuck N Cheese

A black girl’s vagina

“I’m finna get me some Chuck N Cheese G”

by Mbwa March 4, 2022

chilli dog with cheese

a standard chilli dog but to add the cheese, after pooping on her chest you masterbate on the poop until you ejactulate to make the cheese. You can then proceed with the titty fucking

I have that cunt a chilli dog...with cheese!!! OOHHHHH!!!

by FAGGITSBEGAY April 8, 2005

philadelphia cream cheese

1. This is the art of jerking off onto a piece of toast, spreading it around, then using philly cream cream cheese on top of it to disguise the jism. Great for giving to the bitch or bastard you cant stand.

The bitch was pissing me off so i gave her the philadelphia cream cheese for breakfast and she loved it. She said it had a familiar taste.

by Silk Brah March 21, 2008