Bro-job

What husbands have to resort to when their wives won't "s*ck their d*ck" & "do their wifely duties!" Brojob.

"Hey bro, heard your wife won't do her wifely duties. May I offer you a bro-job?"

by Aquari Mama June 13, 2023

bro

A Bro is a person who would give you the shirt off his back when he doesn’t want to wear it anymore. A Bro is a person who will bend over backwards to help you bend someone else over backwards. In short, a Bro is a lifelong companion you can trust will always be there for you, unless he’s got something else going on.

Barney Stinson is a total bro. I didn't even know what a bro was until I read "The Bro Code."

by Barney Stinson (Original Bro) October 21, 2015

Bro

•noun
brōe

A person who you can trust, A person who will always be there for you, A person you can lean on, a person who you play d&d with, a person you play lego star wars on the wii with, someone who you can count on to help bury the bodies, a person who you do illegal drugs with, a person who you jump off of a 3d floor balcony with in satanic sacrifice, and a person you can spend an eternity in hell with.

Bro #1: My goldfish died last week bro
Bro #2 : i know what you mean bro.

*they hold each other close in warm embrace*

by CheeseSquare1107 December 1, 2022

Bros before hoes

A code between two bros saying they won't abandon them for a girl.

Tyler: "I had no choice!

Carter: "Dude it's supposed to be bros before hoes"

by Don Heroic June 10, 2020

beltway bro

A beneficiary of white male privilege who works in the DC area, especially males involved in foreign policy who have little or no relevant international experience.

Generally, beltway bros make up for what they lack in competence with an abundance of unjustified self-confidence.

The swamp consists of beltway bros who purport to be experts, e.g. in the Middle East, but don't speak any relevant languages and have never lived or worked in the region.

by Alilbirdtoldme June 28, 2021

Bro blem

Ein Problem/Streit zwischen Bros

Wenn der eine Bro dem anderen die Aleppo seife klaut dann haben sie ein Bro blem

by Testosteron April 7, 2024

Bro My God

"Bro my god" is an informal expression used as an alternative to saying "Oh my God," typically directed toward a close friend you consider a "bro." It blends surprise or emphasis with a sense of camaraderie.

Jenson: did you see that fish that grew legs?!

David: Bro my god! WTF

by theonewhocreates September 18, 2025