Ed Chime Box

He is the most seductive man ALIVE! His romantic fizz coupled with his ultimate facial harmony is irresistible and unstoppable.

"Ed Chime Box" is the ultimate rizzler and is enrolled at Moggwarts schools for mewers and looksmaxxers.

The Ed Alphabet must not be overused and/or abused. If you violate the melody, Ed himself will attack you with his manly rowers physique.

The words are said individually and slowly ED---CHIME---BOX and then a YEP NOW BOYS CAN BE SAID!

Now boys, is "Ed Chime Box" present in class today. Yep NOW>

by The Alphabet February 13, 2024

Dirt Box

When a dick head has nothing better to do then walk around town in speedos.

When TAFE isn't working out for you and your dad is refusing to return your texts, by exposing your Dirt Box to the entire world in some weird desperate attempt to get strangers to give you money by showing off your body to pay for your credit card and Botox.

by mrlister22 September 25, 2018

Sqauk box

Vagina

Your fixin to get sqauk boxed hit!

by Randy the tree guy June 9, 2019

leaving our feelings in the glove box

Putting our feelings aside and staying friends.

We leaving our feelings in the glove box right?

by Emissjane May 1, 2018

bow box

Prolonged anhallation of the vagina causing it to swell

Have you seen Lucy's bow box from Trent last night?

by Bindiface January 1, 2017

I'll be box

Before you say something lame and sappy to ensure the person your talking to, that your becoming deep and fenimen.

how are you in catherine?
I'll be box, we're having a rough patch.

by donrak August 14, 2011

Bird Box

When you ejaculate on a womans eyes to glue them shut, get them a cum rag and tie it like a blindfold and give them a reason to hurriedly navigate somewhere blindly

I got cum on Shannon's eyes so I threw a rag around her and told her the house was on fire, she hit 3 walls and knocked over the table trying to Bird Box her way out

by Hellyfish January 12, 2019