National Be An Asshole To Miranda Day

Everyday

Alex: " Why are you so mean to Miranda?"
Greg: " Because everyday is 'National Be An Asshole To Miranda Day'"

National Be An Asshole To Miranda Day by Greg Philipeno August 2, 2011

rice and beans 

A Japanese made car (Toyota, Honda, etc.) filled up with Mexicans; Hispanics; etc. (Mexicans are referred to as "beaners", as their diet is often made up of beans and tortillas). Rice is a main staple of the Japanese diet, so many of Japanese-based items have a rice moniker associated with that item (e.g.: "rice-burner" refers to a fast Japanese car).

As we were driving through Juarez my brother said: "Check out the rice and beans next to us." I looked out to see a Toyota Corolla pack full of the locals.

rice and beans by mike87111 February 21, 2010

to suck beans 

used as an expletive in the indicative:
"suck beans"

could be substitued for "are/is bad"

"RPG SUCK BEANS"
"Rap Music sucks old beans!"

to suck beans by sleb, aka.yamadude December 24, 2003

Mexican Jumping Beans 

The act of putting a high voltage piece of equipment to a pool of water filled with mexicans and watching them jump up and down in pain.

I got some Mexican Jumping Beans at Petco.

Those Mexican Jumping beans reached record hieghts!

Mexican Jumping Beans by baller393 November 4, 2011

Dirty Beaner 

While having sexual intercourse and stuffing ones penis up a girls ass, become forceful and start shoving baked beans down her throat. If done properly, she farts while you pump her ass.

Last night I gave Shirley a DIRTY BEANER. It was so bad, she shit on my dick when she farted.

Dirty Beaner by Drrty Bean September 28, 2006

fuck beans 

Prescription medicine designed to allow men to achieve a state of arousal. Such prescriptions are given to those who are impotent for one reason or another.

I can't get it up until I pop some fuck beans baby.

fuck beans by Marvelous 4 Eva July 6, 2003

cool beans 

1)an expression used when you are excited about something.

2) slang term used by many characters in the alternative comic, Stray Bullets by David Lapham.

Mike: "Let's go see that new movie starring our boy, Seth Green."
Vlad: "Cool Beans!"

cool beans by javaturtle January 13, 2004