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Up a cow's udder for a stick of butter

Used to describe someone who’s completely in a ridiculous or unlikely place, or busy doing something absurd. A bovine version of “up a hog’s ass for a ham sandwich".
"Hey, where's Bud?"

"Don't know, probably up a cow's udder for a stick of butter."
by LilJimmyB August 28, 2025
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peanut butter

a brown, sticky substance that you use to smear all over your wife's bed to make her think you shit yourself
smeared peanut butter all over my wife's bed to make her think I shat myself.
by lol poggers man December 19, 2022
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Butter Limit

noun
1. a point or level beyond which someone does not have the intestinal fortitude to digest butter.
2. a restriction on the amount of butter permissible or possible to safely eat.
Eric: Hey, should we do crab legs for lunch, or will that give you bubble guts?
Blair: That would definitely put me over my butter limit; and I don't want to be on the toilet all night.
by Emobee March 2, 2021
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Butters

Butters means ugly. If someone's ugly you will call em' butters.
Mate1: Do you wanna get with her?
Mate2: Nah fuck that she's butters.
Mate1: Yeah yeah.
by Qdyt March 21, 2015
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butter-sticked

An obscure urban Minneapolis-based term for a sloppy reload, esp. with a pistol. The "butter-stick" refers to the magazine of the gun, as someone struggles to insert the magazine into the well due to shaking, slipping, or wrong angle, like in this case, a stick of butter. New, inexperienced, or under pressure shooters, often in combat, tend to butter-stick their mags more than others.
Tyler butter-sticked his spare magazine in the middle of a shootout over North.
by Hi! I'm Paul! March 31, 2022
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Butter

a girl who has an attractive body but her face isn't as good.
Jhonny "Hey Dean that girl looks good butter face looks like shit, man"
Dean " Gee thanks Jhonny , i wont fuck wit her "
by A stray mexican December 4, 2015
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oh my butter (omb)

another way of saying omg or oh my god .used when something is overly exciting
oh my butter (omb) viri, did you see laguna beach yesterday???
by elizzzz January 9, 2008
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