Fish of the ground

Potatoes, because they are one of the only foods that someone can live completely off of, and there are so many varieties, just as with fish.
by PotatoMan9123 June 18, 2021
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coy fish

When someone you are hooking up with or dating becomes obsessive and turns into a stalker. Someone is a coy fish when they won't leave you alone, repeatedly.
"I just got coy fished..." or "She is such a coy fish, she won't leave me alone."
by beamerbeamer April 27, 2015
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Triggy Fish

(n) an ironically and tragically named fish born to a Mama Grizzly with irreparable mental damage that struggles through life only to leap from the water and be eaten by aformentioned Mama Grizzly and chased by a warm cup of tea.

Eating a Triggy Fish can lead to bloated self-importance, idiotic and alienating thoughts, a desire to "tea-bag" strangers who don't agree with your views, diarrhea of the mouth, and double standards. Side effects are easily contagious via Twitter and can spread more easily to children in cold climates that can enjoy views of Russia from their homes.
I took my friend to the hospital after eating a Triggy Fish because he started rambling about evil Kenyan-rooted Socialism and how awesome it'd be to shoot endangered wolves from helicopters while rambling about how we should seceed from the US. The doctor gave him 2 doses of 'Wakethefuckup' pills and he was better the next day.
by mooseranger December 08, 2010
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Air out the Fishes

When a girl forgoes underwear, particularly when she hasn't cleaned herself properly and smells of fish.
It's not that alluring when she decides to air out the fishes. Because that's all we can smell when she passes by.
by not-fishier-thn-u April 14, 2011
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fish desking

The act of attaching a dead (or live) fish to the underside of a coworkers desk.
Awww man! Ross has been fish desking the shit out of me lately!
by bumbleduckfunkiebeanz May 09, 2022
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The Fish Piano Theorem

The theory that a fish species, given an infinite amount of time, will create an exact replica of a piano. Then due to the existence of a piano, there will eventually be a fish Mozart that will create his pieces exactly.
"You ever heard of 'The Fish Piano Theorem'?"
by Sleep_Deprivation_Good. November 23, 2024
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The Fish Piano Theorem

The theory that a fish species, given an infinite amount of time, will create an exact replica of a piano. Then due to the existence of a piano, there will eventually be a fish version of Mozart that will create his pieces exactly.
"You ever heard of 'The Fish Piano Theorem'?"
by FishPianoTheorem November 23, 2024
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