Shit tits

A pair of tits with gigantic areolas that are basically the full diameter of the titties themselves. Bonus points if the areolas are brown.

I was stoked to finally get her in bed, just to find out she's got shit tits. Fuckin mad disappointment man

by skids-n-shids February 24, 2022

Monkey Tit

1)The hairy aroeola of a japanese monkey.
2)An unshaven Woman with bigger problems than her crabs.

"That girl u woke up with has a really big ass Monkey tit!"

by Jason (aka) STUB July 20, 2004

Jesus Tits

It’s meaning is also the same as Holy Shit, holy cow, damn it, fuck a duck, shit, fuck, etc. You can use Jesus Tits instead of any curse word. Created by Archie Sowell

Jesus Tits! That’s a nice truck!

Jesus Tits! You’re an idiot!
Jesus Tits! I stubbed my toe!

by Arch1980 December 26, 2020

Tits

Big squishy Bowling Balls that are located on a woman’s chest

Hey, Karen has no tits

by KING__LIGMA December 30, 2020

Fire tits

Tits so hot they’re on fire.

“Yo, dude. Do you see that girl’s fire tits over there? Bruh.”

by Achy kelvin January 3, 2021

Whiskey Tits

Nursing mother gets drunk and has to pump and dump the next day.

The baby had to eat formula because mommy has whiskey tits.

by UniqueName# January 5, 2021

Get your tits up

The female equivalent of “Grow a pair”. First seen in the movie Bad Moms.

Get your tits up and do something about it

by Bdh1113 January 11, 2021