water snake

A penis that does not get fully erect, it slips out your hand and you cannot keep hold of it. Sometimes will have to be thumbed in

‘No I didn’t enjoy it, he had a water snake’

by Chickennuggetszzzz July 7, 2024

Water Pirate

The sexual act of fucking your significant other in the ass while they are bent over while also in the shower. This must be a shower that has a tub and have at least 3 inches of water. During this, a midget will climb upon your significant other's back and hold up a pillow case, while also holding the other end of the pillow case in your mouth, creating the illusion of a sail.

I took my girl back to my place and gave her the good ol' water pirate.

by GayAssAlfred August 18, 2021

Titanic water

Water that is so fucking cold it can be compared to the water the Titanic sunk in. A temperature so low you would feel like dying if you were submerged in it for more than 10 minutes.

"Ow dude, this puddle is so cold, its like Titanic water"

by waterpark37 June 17, 2024

Water Balloon Fight

When a guy wraps a balloon over his dick, then he jizzes in someone's ass, ties off the balloon, and they fart it out, which usually causes it to pop. Get others involved and it's a water balloon fight!

Dude, Amanda is bored, should we get together and have a water balloon fight?

by Smash0605 June 24, 2022

Water

Something you drink to stay hydrated.

Is WaTeR wEt Or DrY!i!i

by l.dicklong.com April 20, 2019

Juba water

Water from the city of Juba in South Sudan . This water is special because due to the severe shortage of water the Juba pornstars jerk off until they goon in the water with gallons of semen increasing the cities water supply saving many lives.

Yo have you bought a new shipment of Juba water with Russian pussy juice

by The Mechanix December 24, 2024

water

another word for beer or an alcoholic drink.

"Man im so gone off this shit."
"Yea? Pass me the water."

by fcknessa October 7, 2009