2 definitions by GayAssAlfred

Lotzy

A cock sucker

Person 1: Wow, really being a Lotzy today, aren't you?
Person 2: Hey, it's what I'm good at!

by GayAssAlfred February 28, 2022

Water Pirate

The sexual act of fucking your significant other in the ass while they are bent over while also in the shower. This must be a shower that has a tub and have at least 3 inches of water. During this, a midget will climb upon your significant other's back and hold up a pillow case, while also holding the other end of the pillow case in your mouth, creating the illusion of a sail.

I took my girl back to my place and gave her the good ol' water pirate.

by GayAssAlfred August 19, 2021