The Blue Moon Shave

When a man shaves his hairy ass for the viewing pleasure of his lady.

She was happy to see he had given himself the blue moon shave.

by The Blue Moon Man March 4, 2010

Need a girlfriend blues

Can’t survive on my own.

Need a girlfriend blues. I screwed up and now she hates me. :(

by WorseThanHitler October 30, 2020

blue chicken and waffles

When you sit in the car eating KFC while your girlfriend is in the gyno office.

Her snatch was nasty so we decided to have a blue chicken and waffles brunch.

by usedcarsalesman#17 December 19, 2017

babys blue eyes

Gorgeous blue eyes that are always loved.

Didn't you know that he's got those babys blue eyes.

by Rawrxdjrrdwelp October 23, 2017

blue light whore

A female who only sexually associates herself with volunteer firemen.

Bro, remember that blue light whore our chief went out with? I'm dating her now too.

by Boxadonuts22 September 20, 2016

Blue devil disaster

The opposite of a red pillmoment

Did you have a blue devil disaster yet?

by Sexydimma January 22, 2022

Hatton Cross Blues

The horrible feeling when you leave your loved one before they board a flight at Heathrow. The knowing that your will be getting massive blue balls until they are back.

Why you sad bruce? - hatton cross blues mate .. wana just left from heathrow.

by Bruce Dorsett June 21, 2013