burrito meat

The glorious coif of chest hair that bubbles out from the neckline of a man's shirt.

Sick burrito meat, bro.

by Burrito Mistress September 22, 2016

meat trombone

when a sexual partner blows in your anus while simultaneously giving you a handjob.

Bruh, you wont believe it, that girl played my meat trombone last night.

by Irving Washinton September 18, 2016

Meat Hook

Term used for a below average chick that you aren't really all that fussed about. You can fuck her or leave her. An average piece of meat that you use and leave hangin'.

Me: Hey Jay, there's some meat hook checking you out over there.

Jay: Cool, well I wasn't really doing anything exciting tonight anyway.

by Cory Cooper August 30, 2016

rusty meat grinder

A used and abused, worn and blown out gaping butthole.

A rusty meat grinder is what Jake has left Dakota's mom with after a couple nightcaps.

by Mommagrindsthemeat August 7, 2016

Meat strawberry

The meat strawberry is a romantic gesture where you bang a girl on her period and make her suck your dong shortly after if not immediately after.

I met a chick at a bar and gave her the ol meat strawberry . She was a slut.

by Beesininski July 18, 2016

Meat chopper

When a girl sucks dick with braces and skin gets stuck in her mouth or leaves marks

Damn Gina, rebca gave me mad meat chopper marks last night

by Mr.lightskin July 11, 2016

Meat Sweats

Waking up and having a sweat shadow on your bed.

Guy 1: " Hey what's that on your bed?"
Guy 2: " Meat sweats

by grethanalltheway January 16, 2018