You're such a Joe Biden 

A Joe Biden is a real, true, ultimate gigachad. He's sexy and everyone wants him as sugar Daddy. Usually they are light haired and tall. Facial features are sharp, and their bodies are a cause of instant orgasm.

Person 1: Hey have you seen Paul, the new guy?
Person 2: Yeaaa!! He's such a Joe Biden!! I want him to be my sugar Daddy
Person 1: I know right!! Have you seen that body!? And that face!! Look there he is!!
Person 2: HEY PAUL! You're such a Joe Biden!! Shit I think I'm hard...

You're such a Joe Biden by LizzieInnit February 8, 2022

Dirty Joe 

When a Big Black guy puts peanut butter and jelly on his balls and t-bags an Asian midget, While listening to "low rider"

Did you hear that noise last night, it sounded like a "dirty joe"

Dirty Joe by Jkdeeznuts April 27, 2022

side-ways sloppy joe 

clitoris, pussy, etc.

I could really go for a slideways sloppy joe or a tuna casserole....pink taco?

side-ways sloppy joe by Bean August 15, 2003

billie joe 

lead singer and guitar player for the best punk-rock band EVER! not to mention he is hot.

Billie Joe rocks my socks

billie joe by Sarah Elizabeth September 9, 2003

billie joe armstrong 

hott bitch with a variety of hiar colors from time to time.

"I don't act dumb..it just comes naturally to me." Billie Joe A.

billie joe armstrong by real muzique April 4, 2005

Everybody wants me Joe 

This is a common phenomenon that exists in most men. They think all women want them. He's the guy that interepts an innocent comment and/or compliment to mean that you "want him."

Carloyn: "Hey, Joe, nice tie, is that new?"

(How does this in translates in Joe's mind?)

Joe's mind: "See!! I knew it! She wants me!! How do I tell her I'm not looking for a committed relationship."

Joe: "Uh, thanks Carolyn. I gotta go. I have to jump on an important call. (all the while unable to look her in the eye)

(How does this translate in Carolyn's mind?)

Carolyn: "WTF? I told him nice tie!! How does he get that I'm hitting on him." Here's another classic case of 'everybody wants me Joe.'

Everybody wants me Joe by CoffeewCream August 29, 2009

Doing a Joe 

Exaggerating largely, even if others have heard the story before and they know that you're exaggerating.

Joe: I was literally watching Usain Bolt for four hours.

Emily: You do know he runs the 100m in like 10s, right?

Alex: Oh he's just doing a joe!

Doing a Joe by Psychological. June 11, 2010