double d perks

When your crazy ass GF that you should have dropped weeks ago had DD boobs

Why is John still with Suzy?

He's only with her for those double d perks.

by Nelsuf November 18, 2016

Double f insurance

An informal insurance agreement between friends/acquaintances where one borrows gear from the other. I.e. "you fuck it, you fix it".

"I lent my mate Kevin my boat for the weekend, told him it was under double f insurance".

by Pablo Eskibrah January 24, 2018

Double Shitter Hitter

Whenever the tank and the toilet bowl are being used at the same time by two males, then while on the toilet bowl one turns around and blows the other dude before flushing.

Tommy said, "Don't go in the bathroom Mike and Steve are having a double shitter hitter."

by [e-mail] November 20, 2018

Daily Double

when 2 hookers both get trunk butt while giving you a double blow job

man i was so happy last night, i hit the Daily Double.

by Frank April 14, 2005

Double Dutch

Two men perform the helicopter in front of each other with flaccid penises and without touching. You are allowed to use your hands, but you have to hop on each foot as if jumping double dutch jump rope.

Double Dutch is like the blender, only you can use your hands and you have to jump around.

by dmnyd$ December 28, 2010

double decker pussy

have two girls that are capable of shooting cum then have them cum and somehow put their pussies together and mush the cum together and then put some ham and mayo and lettuce and tomatoes in between their pussies and a guy eats all of the food with the chicks cum all over the food it makes a double decker sandwich; sort of; and has all the oozy cum you can eat...
double decker pussy is a great snack

stephanie and emily cummed on each others pussies and it was goey and then they put sandwich items in between their pussies and cody ate it all and puked on their titties
double decker pussy is a great snack

by Wu Zi Mu August 1, 2006

double coyote ugly

Just like coyote ugly, except that since you absolutely don't want her to wake up, you gnaw off your free arm first - for practice!

Man, she was so ugly, I thought I'd have to do a double coyote ugly move, just to make sure I ddidn't flinch or whimper!

by SuperCabbie October 4, 2007