Stupid Squirrels

This phrase is used when you just put fresh peeled wallnuts out on your porch... and you get home to realize they're not there.

MY WALNUTS!!!
Wait, you have walnuts...
WHERE???
Oh, nevermind. Those're tomatoes.
Stupid Squirrels...

by Katie Marie Bell October 13, 2011

Courtesy Squirt

After you have dropped a HORRIFIC STANK in the poo-bowl, you find the aerosol room deodorizer and give a "courtesy squirt"

MAN ! Billy - after last night's taco feast, when you get done in the shitter, MAKE sure you give a courtesy squirt !

by Painus inthe anus November 28, 2011

purse squire

Title of a man holding a purse for his girlfriend or wife.

I had to be the purse squire for my wife for over an hour while she tried on clothes in the fitting room at the mall and she still didn't buy anything!

by FucilloHuge September 23, 2012

air squirter

A pneumatic blow nozzle used for cleaning parts and whatever application in which discharging air from an enclosed, pressurized vessel into the open atmosphere is beneficial to accomplishing a predetermined task.

You better shut the fuck up before I jam an air squirter up your ass and blow your fucking guts out!

by hahahaha, your face May 2, 2012

Choccy Squirts

The term given to a release of faeces that take on a particularly liquid-like texture, as well as the colour of melted cadbury's dairy milk caramel.
Unfortunately, the taste isn't quite the same

Guy 1: what's wrong with Alfonso? Has he got the shits?
Guy 2: much worse. He has the choccy squirts.

by DefinitionDoctor January 26, 2014

twerk squirt

Accidentally shitting one's pants becuase one was twerking while afflicted with diarrhea.

Miley made a mess at the VMAs when she went on stage and twerk squirted all over the place instead of calling in sick.

by define all the things April 15, 2014

signal squirt

The squirt of urine that happens after you have taken a shit which alerts you that it is okay to wipe your ass.

I just got the signal squirt. Now I can wipe my ass!

by Linguist453 May 20, 2014