Minged Off

Verb meaning to be annoyed with someone or something

I can't believe he cheated on me! I'm so minged off

by Marsbian February 13, 2009

Jerk-off Diet

Also referred to as "Jerk-off fasting", A technique used by men where you do not jerk-off for 3 or more days straight to obtain the most pleasure possible for when you finally do jerk-off after your fasting.

Brian: "Dude, i don't get pleasure from jerking off anymore."

Gary: "Do the Jerk-off Diet!"

Brian: "Good idea!"

by Black Foot July 9, 2010

Shoes off

This is when someone has passed out at a party, and isn't allowed to be messed with because that’s where they intended to sleep. It was purposeful. If the shoes are still on, they are free game because they passed out.

“Don’t mess with her, she took her shoes off , she’s off limits”

by BLA222 December 30, 2019

Bore off

A mash of FK off and bore someone else.

Husband ' I did not cheat on you when I went to bed with fatty . we're just friends'

Wife ' Lying twat . I've heard it all before. Bore off'

by Mamasa September 29, 2021

shit your ring off

to have explosive, gas-laden dihorrea so bad that is peppers the toilet pan with a yellowy speckled spray of liquid shit. It may actually stick to the underside of the seat.

Avoid the dirty burgers from there, you'll shit your ring off.

by Al December 28, 2004

Be Up Off Me

To tell someone not to touch you, or to get off of you.

Get away from me. Don't touch me.

Be up off me,Fool! You be up off me, or I'll kick your ass!

by eileen March 9, 2005

wash the funk off my junk

1. The washing of one's genitals in the shower after having sex in order to cleanse them of the residual body fluids

2. Doing the same thing before having sex in order to be hygenic and desirable to your partner.

She: Hon, you wanna make love?

He: Sure, just let me grab a shower first and wash the funk off my junk.

by James Cox March 10, 2007