by Marsbian February 13, 2009
Get the Minged Off mug.Also referred to as "Jerk-off fasting", A technique used by men where you do not jerk-off for 3 or more days straight to obtain the most pleasure possible for when you finally do jerk-off after your fasting.
Brian: "Dude, i don't get pleasure from jerking off anymore."
Gary: "Do the Jerk-off Diet!"
Brian: "Good idea!"
Gary: "Do the Jerk-off Diet!"
Brian: "Good idea!"
by Black Foot July 9, 2010
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• Off the Goop
This is when someone has passed out at a party, and isn't allowed to be messed with because that’s where they intended to sleep. It was purposeful. If the shoes are still on, they are free game because they passed out.
by BLA222 December 30, 2019
Get the Shoes off mug.Husband ' I did not cheat on you when I went to bed with fatty . we're just friends'
Wife ' Lying twat . I've heard it all before. Bore off'
Wife ' Lying twat . I've heard it all before. Bore off'
by Mamasa September 29, 2021
Get the Bore off mug.to have explosive, gas-laden dihorrea so bad that is peppers the toilet pan with a yellowy speckled spray of liquid shit. It may actually stick to the underside of the seat.
by Al December 28, 2004
Get the shit your ring off mug.by eileen March 9, 2005
Get the Be Up Off Me mug.1. The washing of one's genitals in the shower after having sex in order to cleanse them of the residual body fluids
2. Doing the same thing before having sex in order to be hygenic and desirable to your partner.
2. Doing the same thing before having sex in order to be hygenic and desirable to your partner.
She: Hon, you wanna make love?
He: Sure, just let me grab a shower first and wash the funk off my junk.
He: Sure, just let me grab a shower first and wash the funk off my junk.
by James Cox March 10, 2007
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