Blowjob hand-grenade

catchy slang used randomly while playing

c.o.d modern warfare 2

fuck that tit raping testicle licking treefrog killed me with a Blowjob hand-grenade!!!!!!!!!!

by Joe O'Regan June 19, 2010

Handbag

A boyfriend or girlfriend who is clingy or possessive or follows their boyfriend/girlfriend around all the time (including those that constantly text to 'see what you are up to' in other words check up on you)

"Steven follows me around all the time but seriously, I have a handbag and I don't need any more accessories" Said Kylie.
"I can see how this is going to go" replied Sara "He's a total handbag"

by Sofaqueen March 2, 2008

Handstand

This is when you are getting a blow job from a chick while you are standing up and she is on her knees. You have her put her hands flat on the ground and you stand on them while receiving the BJ. This is known as the handstand.

I totally gave that chick the handstand treatment last night!

by Mojock June 23, 2009

Sleight of hand

A perk, or perquisite, used in online multiplayer and split screen multiplayer in both Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare, and Call of Duty: World at War. It increases the speed of reloading for all weapons in both games. It's use is widespread in Hardcore match types, however, because of the absence of additional damage (stopping power), or added health (juggernaut), it is strongly discouraged and not used in Core game modes.

Player A: Jeez this SVT reloads so quick with sleight of hand...
Player B: I know it amazing you got a zillion kill streak. Um master.. can we get some ice cream?
Player A: Yes, grasshopper... your reloading skills have improved.

by S1rMerkzAlot June 5, 2009

The Guatemalan Handshake

The act of aggressively jerking another person off with a prosthetic hand that is lathered up with guacamole, sour cream, and beef chili.

Joanne: How was your date at that Mexican restaurant last night?

Sally: Quite delightful. I gave Frank The Guatemalan Handshake under the table before our entrees came.

by Sally & Frank December 22, 2008

no hand superman

when a man gets a really stiff erection whild doing it doggie style, raises off the floor and makes belive he is flying like superman

man, i did dis girl last night, and i totally no hand supermanned her!

by ujustgotsupermanned March 13, 2009

Second Hand Blowjob

It happens when someone have oral sex with someone and then moments later sucks your penis.

Friend 1: Hey man!! Crazy night yesterday right??
Friend 2: Hell Yeah man... especially after i got that second hand blowjob from Pauly.

by itssharkweek!! May 20, 2011