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turkey-chicken scrawl

An adjective used to describe a person's handwriting, but a penmanship (handwriting skills) so horrendously bad that even those of, hence the name, a chicken or turkey from the local farm.
a boy brings a hand written essay to his father, for his father to look over and help him correct it. The father looks at it and says:

father: son, i am sorry, I can’t read your bloody handwriting. Who in the world taught you to write in turkey-chicken scrawl anyways?. Please go make sense of your own writing, re-type it for me on a computer, print it and bring it back to me, and then I’ll help you.

Son: okie dokey, no problem.
by Sexydimma January 1, 2012
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fried chicken and orchids

The most amazing combo in the world. They go hand in hand with each other better than bread and butter.
fried chicken and orchids = <33333333
by I AM NO ONE : ) December 2, 2009
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bomb ass chicken

Used to describe the perfect boyfriend, girlfriend, or spouse. Interchangeable with boyfriend, girlfriend and spouse.
by whatsupgamers October 2, 2017
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jerk my chicken

Hey wanna come out today

No I gotta jerk my chicken
by Taykay47 August 16, 2017
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Hip Hop Chicken

A chicken who has been raised in the Ghetto, and is aware of the trending Hip Hop music. (Particularly Wu-Tang Clan, Queen Latifah, and Snoop Dogg)
The hip hop chicken was excelling at attracting the ladies to his table at the club.
by sseyre123456789 October 22, 2011
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Chicken Wing

A shooting style in paintball, often used by the "agg" kids where you stick (normally) the inside arm up (90* to the body) like a chicken wing, made better when both arms are in the chicken wing position. When shooting from a large bunker, the chicken wing provides for a more stable shooting platform, however provides for a clusterfuck when used in a small bunker
"check out that agg dude, he's chicken wing-ing like a pro"
by Zeoalex April 2, 2009
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Ditch Chicken

Used primarily in the underground world. Made popular around the Upstate New York area.

1) A woman who continues to hook up with men out of her league, and consistently gets rejected and goes back to hanging out with regs.

2) A lady who has spent a long time dating one guy and is dumped for a another more attractive mate.

3) A person you find throwing up while trying to find a good place to take a piss outside a party.

4) A streewalker who can be seen wandering around after 3 AM or 4 AM.
You hear Taylor dated Seth Green. Guess what she dumped her, and now she wants back with me. She's such a ditch chicken.

Hey bro whos the ditch chicken out back with the heaves?

Come on, we should stop and pick up a ditch chicken; it's our last night in Vegas.
by SsTtUu June 10, 2011
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