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men who think with their penis 

A guy who acts totally on sexual impulse rather than asserting self control and fails to realize that this does nothing to satisfy a woman and only leads to making him look like an idiot who a woman will never respect
"He just checked out my ass and now just wants to hump me, men who think with their penis just don't have a clue"
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Small Penis Humiliation 

A domination fetish where a man is subjected to comments & gestures about the supposed inadequate size of his penis, & because of such his inability to please a woman, which implies his worthlessness as a man.

Terms frequently used during Small Penis Humiliation include: baby carrot, baby cock, baby d, baby dick, Baby Dick Syndrome, Baby Dicked, Baby Weiner, babydick, button dick, dickette, dicklet, dickling, gherkin, Gherkinson's Desease, Inch Worm, LDL, little chode, little d, little dick, little pecker, Little Peen, Little peeps, little penis, little wee wee, little wiener, maggot dick, Micro Penis, minidick, miniweiner, needle dick, one inch wonder, peenie, pindick, Runt Dick, short dick man, short dicked, short dizzle, short man Johnson, Short Shaft, short stick, small cock, small dick, Small Dick Man, small package, small [penis syndrome, small weiner, small-cock, small-dickedness, Teenie Weenie Peenie, tiny, tiny cock, tiny dick, tiny hidding cock, tiny little pecker, tiny little weener., tiny member, Tit Dick, and wee wee
I hate myself for it, but I'm always searching for more Small Penis Humiliation videos.

the penis game 

A game in which you and one or more friends take turns yelling 'penis' as loud as you possibly can.
Me: Let`s play the penis game!
Friend: PENIS
the penis game by sm00shr December 20, 2014

The Penis Swastika Mistake

The rookie mistake of trying too hard when designing a logo and you end up making one that has either a penis, a swastika, or both, included in your design.
Dude, #Slack tried way too hard designing their new logo. They ended up making The Penis Swastika Mistake. So sad!

The Penis Of America

The Penis Of America is another name for Florida, USA.
-Where do you live?
-'The Penis of America.'

Give That Penis a Sandwich 

A universal compliment for someones character, actions, or future well being.
Ralph Garman: Isn't Bruce Willis a great actor?

Kevin Smith: Totally, give that penis a sandwich, Ralph.

pretty penis 

1.a penis that is so amazing, the only word that can explain it is pretty.
2.a penis that is mouth watering.
he has a pretty penis, i could suck it all day long!
pretty penis by Tha Star Diva! April 8, 2009