Epic

Now the most over-used word in the English language. An adjective once reserved to describe a truly memorable event--such as a Lunar Landing--the word is now used to describe EVERYTHING: bowel movements, loaves of cranberry bread, half-assed performances on America's Got Talent, lame jokes, shitty outfits, and utterly immemorable moments such as that night you got drunk, slipped in piss, and barely avoided falling into the urinal. (Whereas HAD you fallen headfirst into the toilet... it would have actually BEEN epic, you moron.)

Dude, you shoulda seen the shit I took this morning--it was epic!
Hey, Mike, try one of these cheese-sticks--they're epic!
Bro, the blowjob I got last night was EPIC! (Fails to mention it was the only blowjob he's ever had, so how the fuck would he know?)

by Jimmy C! December 17, 2024

Epstein Ghost

A term used for youtubers who have been "possessed" by the Epstein Ghost after hitting over 100k or 1m subscribers, therefore, making them commit pedophilic actions.

xXYoutuberXx Fan: "Dude, did you know that xXYoutuberXx just groomed a minor?! I'm unsubscribing him!"
xXYoutuberXx Fan 2: "Yeah, he musta been possessed by the Epstein Ghost!"

by iwascrazyonce December 25, 2024

epik Dennis

A middle-aged man still living with parents who plays videogames and smokes cannabis all day, while telling people online that he's incredibly successful, talented and good with women.

She thought she met the man of her dreams on Plenty of Fish, but he turned out to be a real epik Dennis.

by epik-guy January 4, 2025

Epista

A style of novel made into episodic chapters released in chronological order, typically aimed at young adults and adults.

Have you caught up with all the chapters in this Epista yet?

by PoyoDeFroyo January 13, 2025

eph'n oph

Ones way of not offending, but offending the use of the slang meaning of fucking around.

I saw Mike Brackett at work eph'n oph!

by Fucking off January 20, 2025

Episodes And Film (Median)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Episodes And Film (Median)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025

Epidose

When someone overdoses on an Epipen.

(Can also be a misspelling of the word "Episode").

Person 1: (Person 2) Epidosed last night and we had to take him to the doctors.
Person 3: Did he make it?

by I don't like making names January 26, 2025