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epik Dennis

A middle-aged man still living with parents who plays videogames and smokes cannabis all day, while telling people online that he's incredibly successful, talented and good with women.
She thought she met the man of her dreams on Plenty of Fish, but he turned out to be a real epik Dennis.
by epik-guy January 4, 2025
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RudyGD

A celibate, lonely older man who uses a vacuum cleaner for genital stimulation.
Uncle Jimmy has been dressing his Dyson in lingerie since his wife left. I think he is becoming a RudyGD
by epik-guy December 26, 2024
mugGet the RudyGDmug.

bangsouth

A lonely perpetually-single man who drinks too much, lives in a camper, and spends too much time online pursuing married women who have satisfying sex-lives with their husbands.
My son Sheldon thinks he's dating a married woman he met online, he's turning into a real bangsouth.
by epik-guy September 9, 2025
mugGet the bangsouthmug.

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