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Globsnob Job

A very bad blowjob, in which the amateur girl does not know how to give a proper penis sucking. Excessive amounts of saliva or mucus may be coming out of the female partner's mouth in a Globsnob Job.
I'm never gonna have sex with her again, she gives Globsnob Jobs!
by balleroh June 27, 2017
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Cramp Job

Tim-I was watchin porn and gave myself a cramp job
by S.T.E.P. March 23, 2016
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Sand-Job

A sand-job is when a girl takes a piece of sandpaper and then when in her hand proceeds to give you a hand job.
Damn that Sand-Job hurt like hell last night.
by ILikeCircles June 8, 2009
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Jack-o-Lantern Job

Refers to an act of fellatio from a person missing one or more front teeth.
"It must be great knowing a crack whore!"
"Yes, if you like Jack-o-Lantern Jobs"
by neuropathica October 16, 2016
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better paying job

a job that pays, as the name suggests, better (i.e. more), than minimum wage in your society, in your zeitgeist.
son: I want to work but I dont want to nigger at McDonalds or Burger King, or perform some other unqualified job.

father: I have a solution for you. Shut up, get an education, or not, it's up to you, to then pull yourself up by your boot straps and get a better paying job.Brandon, either become self employed, or go work in construction so you can later hopefully open your own construction firm.
by Sexydimma December 19, 2013
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job van breukelen

Sophisticated, well spoken, beautiful man who behaves like an actual animal. Although his looks may trick you, he is actually more resembling of a beast
Gozer kanker heb je die snap van job van Breukelen geopend gewoon weer een foto van zn drol
by Dudewiththerudecrude November 21, 2021
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Knee Job

In a Teppanyaki act, the cook bounces the spinning egg off of his knee and proceeds catch the egg back on the spatula
“That was a great knee job that guy pulled off the other day
by squidpp April 17, 2022
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