These Hands bisexual

This a quote by Noah Rug

“These hands bisexual, they swing both ways”

by noahrug December 18, 2022

Ecstasy hands

A disorder where someone loves the feeling of their hands running through or over something.

Kayleigh has ecstasy hands Bro. She couldn't stop rubbing my flannel

by Gruntsman July 2, 2017

Ranch hand special

A girl that hangs out in rural bars trying to either pick up dudes or get drunk on some poor guys dollar. She's a predator.

Hey man, you better be careful. That girl is a real ranch hand special.

by BasketCase307 August 12, 2018

Hand Pussy

What lonely boys use in order to get off when they’re craving real pussy.

Drake S: Hey Isaac, heard you’ve been getting lots of pussy lately?
Isaac B: yeah, about to run out of lotion from all this hand pussy.

by Donnie Drakko August 4, 2022

poverty hands

A person who is physically incapable of making a basketball shot. His hands are so impoverished that his shots are not money.

Michael Quan is trash at ball bruh, he's got poverty hands

by povertyhands March 28, 2019

short-handed

one of two things:

a) in hockey, a situation where your team is down a man because one your players is in the penalty box

b) a phrase meaning without any particular effort

person 1) Can Sidney Crosby score a short-handed goal after his injury of January 2011?

person 2): IMHO Sidney Crosby will do so not only short-handed, but also blindfolded as well at the same time.

by Sexydimma June 22, 2012

scrumpy hands

A tradition in New Zealand. Where someone who is drinking scrumpy cider, tapes a 1.25L bottle either hand and is not allowed to remove them until they have finished the aforementioned bottle/s.
Typically popular in hospitality and university parties.

"Yo josh, did you see that noa is doing scrumpy hands tonight?"
"Lets hope he can finish them before needing to piss"

by Andrew Little December 17, 2023