Iowa City firehose

When a man is soooo drunk that he passes out naked on his back and eventually starts to piss, straight up in the air, spraying EVERYTHING in sight.

Guy: Bro, you wont believe it, this total slut took me home last night.
Friend: Noice! Do tell.
Guy: Well, I blacked out and came to with her screaming that I had let the "Iowa City firehose" loose on her.

Friend: Ha! Dooshkabob.

by Dictocracker May 22, 2018

louisville city

A sub par soccer team in Louisville also considered as shit

Ohh Louisville city is full of shit

by FC Cincy fan 99 June 7, 2018

Prison City Rules

In small press publishing that's code:

No erotic content, but other than that NO HOLDS BARRED

The Ethereal Gazette was noted for it's STRICT house rules rivaling the mentality of the Duggar household but aspects that differ as he defined to another who was doing anthologies, another editor knew the rules he coined -- other publishing imprints know this as Prison City Rules. No erotic content but no holds barred. Rule out sexual content but time the swearing, go for subject matter that's ideologically sensitive and able to address social issues when pulling this off. The Issue Five roster embodied the Prison City Rules approach.

by illinoishorrorman June 8, 2018

Soviet City of Seattle

The Soviet City of Seattle is the largest city in Washington state. Filled to the brim with Communists, Socialist, Hippies, Addicts and bum camps. Seattle is a "progressive" city with a governing body who believe that all the citizen's monies are really their money. They tax and fee the residents to death and create a business hostile environment.

Seattleites believe that the world revolve around their filthy city and the pseudo-culture. Recently the city bozos passed a sugar tax, because sugar is unhealthy and then provided funding for safe injection sites so drug users could have a place to use their illegal, but extra healthy meth, heroin and other drugs.

Seattle used to be kind of cool, until the chode commies took over and destroyed it.

Bum camps are the #1 tourist attraction in The Soviet City of Seattle.

Most hipsters in The Soviet City of Seattle don't know if they have a penis or a vagina. That's what happens when Tommy has 2 daddies.

by The Dancing Donkey Dick June 12, 2018

Royse City

The only town not even Walmart could make worse.

Royse City!? Nah, that shit tore up.

by Problematic June 12, 2018

Nevada City

A place where assholes are born.

Have you been to Nevada City where people think they something when there in fact nothing

by Ggbotn July 25, 2018

Burg City

Burg city A.K.A Keansburg a small dirty Hispanic/Black town which is known for its raising crime rates probably the worst town in the 732 home to 9078 Blood gang

Yo where you from you know where you at.
Yeah Newark .
Well where you from.
Burg City.
Oh your welcomed here.

by Street diary 732 July 29, 2018