Tit-Toes

A type of fetish used during intimate moments.

Please let me put my toes in your tits-let us perform tit-toes !

by KWhit1982 May 19, 2016

National Show me your Tits day

National Show me your Tits day, or NSMYT Day, is the 29th of November, every year.

hey, its National Show me your Tits day, can i see em?

hey did you know its National Show me your Tits day? i feel bad for women.

National Show me your Tits day is today, and damn im happy.

by Artyom Nard November 29, 2021

Tits Mcgee

Emotional lesbians that have obtained tits eg. Peter

Fucks sake bro Tits Mcgee is coming to the party

by Azyzzz November 4, 2022

Tit

Bitch

this nigga a tit

by Tittybob12355 January 21, 2020

Tit-hair

(‘tît hār) Noun. English (American).

A universally accepted unit of measurement that is equal to 1/10,000th of the width of the mark on your ruler that denotes a millimeter.

The tit-hair is a “Special” unit of measurement (akin to the pinch, dash, or dab) that can be applied universally to both the Metric system and the “American” system with no conversion factor. It can also be used with ANY measurement: distance, weight, volume, mass, density, temperature, etc., without a conversion factor.

Origin: approx 1948-1950 - Returning GI’s from WWII had invented the term as they were fine tuning their weapons. From rifles to tanks to artillery - this is how it developed such universal adaptation.

“This ribbon is about a tit-hair wider than 10mm.

by spinamutis November 12, 2023

I was talking to your tits

What a dude says moments after accidentally telling the gal he's been sleeping with that he loves her

^ *whispering* Love you s-o-o-o much...mmmm
> Really? *smooch smooch smooch* I love you too, baby! When are we getting married?
^ Huh? NO! I was talking to your tits!

by thurb April 16, 2023

Dick Tits

A provocative term.

*guy stubs his toe.* ¨Damn it, fucking Dick Tits!¨

by jakfrost January 11, 2017