Hopsin Slap

Slapping Somebody with a hand full of godly Jizz, fresh from a sweet jerk off from watching Your Favorite Kink style porn category, made famous by the “Indie Valedictorian” Hopsin.

“Hopsin is my favorite rapper! I love to hopsin Slap my teachers, my sister does too”

by Salli7271 January 27, 2020

slapped with a yarmulke

An unattractive person.

On December 10th, 2001, actress/ spokes model Jaime Pressly delighted fans with an appearance on "The Howard Stern Radio Show." Fans were particularly delighted when she accounted for his ugly looks: "You," she told Stern, "look like you got slapped with a yarmulke!"

Describing at an unattractive person: He looks like he was slapped with a yarmulke.

by IvyCruz January 4, 2024

slap happy grandpappy

in a forced alliance of marriage with your big fat granny.
unfunny at times but elitist humor

oc ; greg heffely, wimpy kid series.

1: whos those boomers there!!!!
2: your big fat granny with yur slap happy grandpappy

by yourswagindiegf November 26, 2021

somalian slap

When your partner is acting up in sex then get a lobster and smack it around there face and body that should turn them on and then after eat the lobster while slapping it with your partner

"Did you somalian slap that bitch"

by Andy grapes May 5, 2018

Slap

the act of playing pickleball with vigor and enthusiasm.

Does anyone want to play pickleball? It’s a beautiful day to slap.

by chcknggt July 28, 2022

//slapped

When you slap yourself

I forgot to turn off the oven //slapped

by ThatGuyCalledQ April 13, 2016

Oak Slap

When someone slaps you with their wood in the face, and it followed up with cum. Usually unpleasant, but can be made pleasurable if the receiving end is into it.

Guy 1: Yeah, I Oak Slapped her last night dude!
Guy 2: Yoooo congrats! Did she like it?
Guy 1: Yeah, she’s a freak

by audhatesu January 29, 2022