A New Jersey Paper Route occurs when an intoxicated person proceeds to vomit and/or defecate on his neighbors' front porches and/or driveways while attempting to walk back to his/her house.
After a night of heavy drinking and pounding techno music, Salvatore made the mistake of stopping by Tony's Diner for a meatball sub. The greasy meal combined with his already drunken state caused him to vomit on one neighbor's driveway, and have a violent bowel movement on another neighbor's front porch. When he finally made it to his front door, Salvatore could only grimace at the repurcussions his New Jersey Paper Route would usher in the following day.
by Poor Woobie March 11, 2008
Get the New Jersey Paper Routemug. by richard roma October 24, 2003
Get the new york style tacomug. A Technical College located in Warwick, RI. Mostly notable for popularizing the 18 month degree programs in the North East that net you an Associates degree in less than 4 years, if you willing to pay the outrageous tuition they force upon their students of mostly GED holders, ghetto dwellers, stoners, slackers, and last-chance-to-get-my-life-on-trackers.
The education you recieve is akin to a glorified private high school. In the same respect, the drug flow is also as equivilent.
Affectionately known as NEIT (nee-it) by locals and students. This institution is based around cut-throat deals, and subjective internal deceit, in which their politics secretly govern the school as if it were a small dictatorship nation.
Despite their advertising for job placement upon graduation, if you are taking certain degree paths, they will avidly reject any possibility of granting you any sort of contacts of which to base the rest of your life on.
If you want the American University life style, this Institution (aptly named) is not for you. See also URI, RIC, JWU, Rodger Williams, they are cheaper and more respected.
The education you recieve is akin to a glorified private high school. In the same respect, the drug flow is also as equivilent.
Affectionately known as NEIT (nee-it) by locals and students. This institution is based around cut-throat deals, and subjective internal deceit, in which their politics secretly govern the school as if it were a small dictatorship nation.
Despite their advertising for job placement upon graduation, if you are taking certain degree paths, they will avidly reject any possibility of granting you any sort of contacts of which to base the rest of your life on.
If you want the American University life style, this Institution (aptly named) is not for you. See also URI, RIC, JWU, Rodger Williams, they are cheaper and more respected.
NEIT Kid: "I went to New England Tech to get a great education, have an amazing college experience, and get help with finding a stellar job upon graduation."
University Kid: "Are you high?"
University Kid: "Are you high?"
by Cardboard box dweller December 4, 2010
Get the New England Techmug. The incredible ability most New England girls have to give a fucking great bj, often due to the attention they give your balls beforehand. This is believed to be the result of the Irish influence in New England, because they enjoy this sort of attention.
Abbv: NEBJ
Abbv: NEBJ
by E-$$ January 11, 2008
Get the New England Blow Jobmug. A high school located in New Rochelle, New York. This high school holds over 4,000 students and attracts some kids from the Bronx. "The high" brings Albert Leonard and the Issac Young Middle schools together as one. At this school it is very easy to succeed, if you stay above the influence. But there are a few dumbasses who decide to not care. People cut class to go to the McDonalds and Chicken Joe's.
NRHS has succesful sports teams. The football team is very good. The basketball is decent. Softball, soccer, and tenis teams are also good. However, the swim teams suck ass. The boy's team is basically ran by this one black kid who beats everyone.
At NRHS, the females usually have big behinds and smell nice. It's a common sight to see a guy going: "Look at that BOOTIE". At Freshman Friday, Freshman are thrown into the twin lakes while the upperclassmen laugh. NRHS is divirse with blacks, whites, hispanics, asians, indians, and even a few martians.
NRHS has succesful sports teams. The football team is very good. The basketball is decent. Softball, soccer, and tenis teams are also good. However, the swim teams suck ass. The boy's team is basically ran by this one black kid who beats everyone.
At NRHS, the females usually have big behinds and smell nice. It's a common sight to see a guy going: "Look at that BOOTIE". At Freshman Friday, Freshman are thrown into the twin lakes while the upperclassmen laugh. NRHS is divirse with blacks, whites, hispanics, asians, indians, and even a few martians.
Ex. New Rochelle High School's swim team sucks compared to the great football team! That kid David is nice though.
-Yo Rob, We out to the high?
-Look at that DONK on the newslady's daughter.
-Yo Rob, We out to the high?
-Look at that DONK on the newslady's daughter.
by bigdaddydyyy September 9, 2011
Get the New Rochelle High Schoolmug. An enemy in the SNES game EarthBound. This tree-hugging freak has 87HP and sometimes drops freakin' rulers. Th
Ness tried PSI Rockin' Omega!
Holy crap! 999HP damage to the New Age Retro Hippie!
Whoa, who knew it could hit that high?
Holy crap! 999HP damage to the New Age Retro Hippie!
Whoa, who knew it could hit that high?
by King, Ness's dog August 21, 2007
Get the new age retro hippiemug. The act of two men, double penetrating a female, cumming at the same time in her mouth and vagina, then punching her in the back of the rib cage causing her to spew it all out both ends...
Randy: Hey man, I heard your girlfriend was being a bitch!
I: Yeah, what should I do?
Randy: Oh, lets give her a New York Fire-Hydrant.
I: Disgusting, but alright!
I: Yeah, what should I do?
Randy: Oh, lets give her a New York Fire-Hydrant.
I: Disgusting, but alright!
by Firefighter911 March 20, 2010
Get the New York Fire-Hydrantmug.