slapping the pappy

The act of elderly male self pleasure.

Grandpa took too much Viagra , but found instant relief by slapping the pappy.He was beating his richard like it owed him money.

by ballz itchy July 4, 2016

slaps

be qicker than this

person1 (slaps person2): "why you do this to me bro?"

by Krkič December 7, 2019

slap beater

when you can physically damage something so beat up, it can't lower it's value ... no matter how hard you slap it

it's a slap beater, don't bother

by JC919 September 13, 2022

March Slap Ass

this is the third month of the year and because the word ass has 3 letter this month will be dedicated to slap asses ad is not Gay slap friends girls everyone you know

me:I slapped a girls ass and she got mad I told her the it was march slap ass month

by Guzman_boy February 13, 2020

Slap

4 hours of sleep. Too long to be a nap, too short to be a sleep.

"did you get any sleep last night?"

"nah, I only got a slap"
"ah sorry bro"

by slechea289 August 16, 2016

Emu Slap

To be slapped by a person recently tarred and feathered

Oi bro, you just got emu slapped!

by Defrag08 January 2, 2012

slip slop slap

Having sex with a morbidly obese woman.

Last night I was at the pub and I hooked up with this fat chick and took her home and gave her the slip slop slap treatment.

by AussieKent July 23, 2014