an eighth of crack (rock), a stash of money (paper), and a pair of looseys (scissors). Basically just a few things to make yourself feel like you are top dog, either way you win. but if you have all three of these things simultaneously then you're the man 'round dis bitch...
i was asked if i wanted to go to dave and buster's with my friends i told dem no i gotta play rock, paper and scissors for the whole day dey didn't know wtf i was talkin bout so dey just said i was lame but when dey seen me smokin a couple newports wit da gwap in my pocket dey were da ones feeling like assholes.
by ogdajuiceman June 18, 2010
Get the rock, paper and scissorsmug. A rock climber, or someone who’s into ‘bouldering’. The more serious a rock botherer, the more they tend to bother it. They will stare at the rock wall, brush it, hang off it and usually leave blood, sweat and tears behind on it.
“Here come another tribe of holier-than-thou rock botherers. Just keep moving or they’ll heel hook your armpit and hang off your jugs.”
by irama May 27, 2018
Get the rock botherermug. Guy with a rock in his foot that does karate and dislocates people's jaws with a single kick in the jugular or face
Unsespecting Feller: Did you see that guy with a rock in his foot?
Guy with a rock in his foot: *About to kick the Unsespecting Feller* Yes
Guy with a rock in his foot: *About to kick the Unsespecting Feller* Yes
by Guy with a rock in his foot December 20, 2019
Get the guy with a rock in his footmug. Oh, is that what they said about me? Well tell them that they can Kick rocks, barefoot, over hot coals, mother fuckers. Bitch. You won't.
by Daskoon August 13, 2025
Get the Kick rocks, barefoot, over hot coalsmug. A quaint professional and philosophical way of saying your reproductive organ is now filled with a respectable amount of blood to schaboink a hoe
“Yo bro how’d it go with becky last night”
“I walked in bro and told her, lets get to lick lickity splickity cause my cock is rock spifity difity and then i boinked her all night….in her sisters bed”
“I walked in bro and told her, lets get to lick lickity splickity cause my cock is rock spifity difity and then i boinked her all night….in her sisters bed”
by anonymous June 6, 2022
Get the Rock Spifity Difitymug. by whatinfucksname October 14, 2023
Get the hard rock cerealmug. by ElijahMercy July 11, 2025
Get the Clinton Rockmug.