strawberry cheese cake

when someone yells out strawberry cheese cake and someone runs up pulls there pants down and fucks the other person in the ass, while cuming the asshole bleeds and it makes strawberry cheesecake.

I heard strawberry cheese cake in the other room and I seen kevin run as fast as he could with his pants down to his ankle.

strawberry cheese cake by Daniel shaw May 19, 2008

head cheese 

The build up of grease and dirt from a person's scalp creating a cheese like odor from not showering.

yo mike you need to fucking shower, you got some smelly head cheese.

head cheese by I snort cocaine August 5, 2010

cheese and daps 

A form of greeting, usually when assiociated with a hand gesture.
1. move fingers while keeping hand steady, now touch friends fingers.
2. a fist pound

"Sup brah, let me give you some Cheese and Daps"

cheese and daps by DickieG June 26, 2005

cheese dong 

a long cylinrical piece of cheese representing a penis. May be any variety including cheddar, jack, pepperjack, etc.

How about you go buy a cheese dong and eat that shit whole.

cheese dong by maxfalco August 28, 2006

Cheese On your Burger 

It means that someone is going to beat your ass, Double cheese on your burger means someone is going to shot you. and if you got triple sheese on your burger that means you died

man im going to put double cheese on that nigga burger if he shows his face around here again.
or
im going to put cheese on your burger if you keep talking shit.
or
that boy put cheese on his burger blood he just got the fuck beat out of him
or
dam they put double cheese on that suckas burger last night-you see that they said double cheese which means he got shot but did not die
or the most lethal form
Did you hear what happen last night?! sleepy put triple cheese on somebody burger last night and he might be getin life!

Cheese On your Burger by Young slappa June 25, 2008

cheese 

A small bun, filled with cream, covered in chocolate sauce. Has holes you can stick your dick through, enjoied by men and women (with dildos) made from antique plastic gnome replicas, cheese is high in cholesterol and can kill fat people. Also nutrient rich, cheese is high in vitamin C and fluids. Making it a good medicine for a sick fish. Cheese is also reffered to a candel, although if you are desiring to put your peins into a candel, ensure that it is not lit. If lit, you will feel a sharp pain followed blackness and de-balledness.

skinny man: Dude, why is your dick black?
Fat man: Oh, I put it in some cheese?
Fat man: Soo, what's up?
Skinny man: Your cholesterol fatty!
Fat Man explodes..
Awkward........................

cheese by Dimdog February 1, 2013

clam cheese 

Smegma collecting under the clitoral hood or labia minora. It smells bad. It's similar to dick cheese in flavor and texture

His mom had a pound of clam cheese in her cooter, it tasted aweful.

clam cheese by karcus June 21, 2007