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Black Knight Syndrome

Black Knight Syndrome (BKS) is the condition of being pathologically unable to acknowledge defeat.

The syndrome takes its name from the Black Knight in Monty Python's 'Holy Grail'. In this motion picture the Black Knight loses an arm in a sword fight with King Arthur, and claims that "'Tis but a scratch". On losing his second arm the Black Knight says that it is "Just a flesh wound". After losing one of his legs the Knight exclaims "I'm invincible!", and when his second leg is cut from under him he says "All right; we'll call it a draw".

BKS is commonly found in people afflicted with the Dunning-Kruger Effect, and it is typified by people who refuse to accept evidence that demonstrates beyond doubt that evolution is a fact, or that global warming is real, or that HIV causes AIDS. Indeed, such people have an irrational inability to accept the truth of any of a number of other scientific disciplines where the physical evidence trumps their conspiracy theories, vested interests, and/or ideologies.

BKS is also frequently found in people otherwise prone to Denial Silence.

The typical pattern of a conversation with a BKS afflictee involves the opposing, educated party presenting supportable fact after fact, carefully referenced and explained, whilst the ignorant BKS sufferer simply contradicts each devastating point with random, unevidenced counterclaims of his or her own. Due to this strategy, such exchanges rarely have a satisfactory conclusion.
In an online debate about the reality of modern global temperature increase, Vincent was insistent that no warming had occurred over the 20th century, no matter how much independent evidence was presented to him, from many countries and employing many different lines of analysis.

The thread would have persisted for months, if not years, had not the other blog participants acknowledged that Vincent was exhibiting a severe case of Black Knight Syndrome, and subsequently quarantined Vincent to a rubbish thread.
by Autumn Mandrake November 16, 2011
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Black River Falls

A tiny town in Wisconsin, noted for its complete lack of Taco Bells.
"My family was on vacation in Black River Falls, and that is when my little brother starved to death from taco deprivation."
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Rebecca Black

The writer/singer of the best song/music video in the world!

FRIDAY <3
But she gets indecisive about where to sit.
She drives in cars with Jr. Highers.

She knows the days of the week.
She PARTYZZZZ!
Who are you listening to!?" "Rebecca Black" "Why?" "Cuz its FRYYYDAYYY!
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Black Sock Syndrom

A physical ailment when you take off your black socks after a hard days work and you're feet are covered in black fuzz.
Girl1: So how was your night last night <wink wink>

Girl2: well i was stripping him down and his feet were covered in some black fuzz... :/

Girl1: I hate it when my man has black sock syndrom
by $e9a March 2, 2010
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Black olives matter

A movement whose main focus is to disrupt the food chain.
Did you know that black olives matter now?
by Ranchgirls March 26, 2021
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black and orange youtube

Guy 1 "Ayo were you on the black and orange youtube tonight"

Guy 2 "For sure"

Guy 1 "You a hoe"

Guy 2 how does that make me a hoe.... oh you meant the hub?"

Guy 1 "Ye? what did you think"

Guy 2 "I thought you meant.... forget about it".
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Black clover depression

When you finish and the anime and you become depressed
by Hduxisiw August 27, 2021
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