by Oh honey chile May 14, 2019
Get the bomb pmug. Porn
Omegle
Urban Dictionary
Guy #1 Dude thank god I history bombed my computer before my mom walked in to check it thank god.
Guy #2 Ya my mom would have beet me.
Omegle
Urban Dictionary
Guy #1 Dude thank god I history bombed my computer before my mom walked in to check it thank god.
Guy #2 Ya my mom would have beet me.
by SecretCPU May 13, 2011
Get the History Bombmug. wo-bomb: the appearance of a suddenly massively urgent event that you didn't even see coming, while you are in the middle of doing something else.
I was gonna hit the club last night, but my toilet got backed up and flooded my entire apartment with my upstair's neighbor's poop. It was a total wo-bomb.
by teq_joe July 16, 2011
Get the wo-bombmug. When you get so drunk that you ruin your chances of extending your day drinking into night drinking, thus forcing your friends to put you in a cab while they continue to party. Can also result in the cockblocking of oneself from an almost definite late night hook-up.
How did yesterday go?
-Ugh DISASTER BOMB. Drank hard cider all day and then hit up all you can drink sushi, which resulted in me passed out at 10 on a saturday night.
-Ugh DISASTER BOMB. Drank hard cider all day and then hit up all you can drink sushi, which resulted in me passed out at 10 on a saturday night.
by Deeter421 July 23, 2010
Get the disaster bombmug. by andand October 29, 2006
Get the bomb-bigger-temug. when you nut in a bowl and microwave it, hence the cum bubbles proceed to erupt in the microwave causing excess stains of cum in microwave.
by yungfagboy21 February 11, 2018
Get the snout bombmug. When a person decides to drink any substance that does not mix well with another, (more specifically Crush's 'Cream Soda' with Doritos,) unintentionally creating a Belly Bomb, aka a mixture that will most definitely have your toilet screaming mercy as fire bursts from all holes.
"Dude.. I'm not feeling so good"
Jericho groans, his bathroom blissfully unaware of the toilet terrors to come.
"What's wrong man?" Jericho's toilet, Geronimo, his childhood best friend asks.
"Nothing, just had some salsa and pop, my burps are spicy right now," he says, unaware of the fear in Geronimo's eyes.
"H-hah.. hah.." he laughs nervously. Jericho moves towards him. Geronimo backs up, sputtering out a response.
"H-Hey, man. Buddy, I actually gotta go,"
"What? No, man, I just gotta use you real quick, I was kidding. I'm not about t' belly bomb you!" Jericho laughs. Geronimo laughs with relief.
"Oh, good! Yeah man, come here!"
Jericho nods, sitting down on Geronimo.
"Hey, what day is it today?" Jericho asks.
Geronimo chuckles, "I'm surprised you forgot, it's April-"
"Fools," Jericho finishes, smirking at Geronimo who freezes, his eyes filling with terror.
"No. No.. NOOOOOOOO!!!"
Jericho continues to release an unholy hellfire from his hole so feriousously the pipes melted instantaneously.
..
Geronimo spent 40 years in the hospital before succumbing to his injuries.
Jericho groans, his bathroom blissfully unaware of the toilet terrors to come.
"What's wrong man?" Jericho's toilet, Geronimo, his childhood best friend asks.
"Nothing, just had some salsa and pop, my burps are spicy right now," he says, unaware of the fear in Geronimo's eyes.
"H-hah.. hah.." he laughs nervously. Jericho moves towards him. Geronimo backs up, sputtering out a response.
"H-Hey, man. Buddy, I actually gotta go,"
"What? No, man, I just gotta use you real quick, I was kidding. I'm not about t' belly bomb you!" Jericho laughs. Geronimo laughs with relief.
"Oh, good! Yeah man, come here!"
Jericho nods, sitting down on Geronimo.
"Hey, what day is it today?" Jericho asks.
Geronimo chuckles, "I'm surprised you forgot, it's April-"
"Fools," Jericho finishes, smirking at Geronimo who freezes, his eyes filling with terror.
"No. No.. NOOOOOOOO!!!"
Jericho continues to release an unholy hellfire from his hole so feriousously the pipes melted instantaneously.
..
Geronimo spent 40 years in the hospital before succumbing to his injuries.
by DefinitelynotGeronimo May 24, 2025
Get the Belly bombmug.