What you are about to
read is a very sensitive topic on many platforms.
"What is the Triple P Enzyme"
It all begins when the baby is forming roughly during month 3 to 4 of pregnancy. A very unique moment begins in a females life while an enzyme is produced known as triple p "
post pregnancy pooping". Triple p is a very sui generis enzyme that builds up adding fifteen percent of the pregnancy mass with on
average twenty percent being the isolated weight. Without it the newly developed life would have no cushioning from the daily activities of a pregnant woman. At the time of birth when said woman is in labor, instructions are to
push with all might to eliminate all built up poop. This being the first time disseminating of rectal
waste, the
doctor and nurses insist it is to get the baby out in a safe rapid manner to mitigate fright of feeling disgusted in the eyes of social norms when said bowel exfill occurs. Unfortunately scientists still have not been able to reverse the effects of the triple p enzyme. So once this peculiar feminine change begins to develop, there is no stopping the production of poop from that point on and the mother
will now have a normal poop schedule and ridiculous flatulence on uncontrollable occasions. Astonishingly with all the science and evidence produced from
long vigorous testing, women try to persuade
men into thinking otherwise. This is nearly the beginning of the skirmish.
The proof is in the
pudding......👨🏻 🔬
If Becky didn't have kids I'd eat her ass, because
girls don't poop, but because she's a
mom that means she poops now.
