John

Someone who plays blade and soul and normally is a whale.
Throws money easily.

Look at him....he is such a John

by narwei July 27, 2018

John

John likes kids, sometimes if John is too close to a kid, that kid will never be seen again.

See that guy there, he is a John. He touches kids.

by SHIBALL November 23, 2021

John

There once was a legend named John,
So staunch he was known as the Don,

A crazy mofo,
I am grateful to know,
A true friend you can count on.

The memories you’ll make with this guy

(In some you’ll surely be high)
Will only confirm

This friendships long term,
He’s fucking mental but hey so am I

Loser Girl 1: oh my god that john is actually crazy. It’s scary.
Cool Girl 2: he’s a mad cunt. Loyalist cunt there is. You wouldn’t understand, loser.

by Coddleswod April 23, 2022

John Stewart

Upcoming rising star with gibraltars finest, Also leads the Cathcart boys to victory with his prestigious coaching and extreme training methods to achieve perfection, his favourite player is starlet Goalkeeper CK who saves all the shots and scores only bangers

Ginger John Stewart is a wank

by CFootMafia June 24, 2021

John Queer

1. John Deere went woke and caved to Larry Fink!
2. What happens when you embrace DEI crap at your company.

Yo guys you heard about John Deere? They went WOKE now they are known as John QUEER! Time to boycott!

by Wise White Man July 11, 2024

Relationship John

Someone that don't come around, when they're in a relationship.

I haven't seen John in a while because he's being relationship john now.

by Morch81 November 6, 2018

John Adams

American statesman, attorney, diplomat, writer and Founding Father.
2nd President of the United States (1797-1801)

John Adams was the second President of the United States.

by slayert March 7, 2022