Earth Snake Versus Water Monkey (Water Monkey (t)Ver(x)sus(o) Earth Snake)

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are yo addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Earth Snake Versus Water Monkey (Water Monkey (t)Ver(x)sus(o) Earth Snake)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025

Minecraft water

A low-quality texture of water, repeated in squares.

Minecraft water is used in games when they don’t want to waste storage on HD water.

by MaybeARealWord January 12, 2022

Water

The most toxic substances on Earth. Study show that anyone who drank water will died in the next 200 years.

Water is so toxic, my friend drank a cup of it and 10 days later, died in a car accident.

by PassiveShadela March 6, 2023

Toe in the water

When you shit and one half is touching the toilet water while the other half is still attached to you

He was sitting on the john, waiting for his toe in the water to drop

by MissDiva December 26, 2024

Push Water

To cry.

Girl, your words almost made me push water.

by Brainteaser November 6, 2017

Water

Water is a liquid that all living beings must drink to quench their thirst, if you do not drink water, you will die. NEVER FORGET TO DRINK WATER.

Person one: Bro I hate water I’m not going to have it anymore.

Person two: If you don’t drink water you’ll fucking die idiot.

by AidzoMD May 2, 2021

Tap water

Poor shit for poor people

Dude do you have tap water? Nah that's poor people shit.

by Foobackwards December 30, 2020