Deucy on the ground with pinecones 

It's a reference to Lucy In the Sky With Diamonds, but instead of drugs it's a euphemism for taking a shit

Deucy on the ground with pinecones

Deucy on the ground with pinecones by EasternEuropeanSlavLover September 19, 2023

I would rather walk briskly through the gates of hell than

A phrase which is used to emphasise how much the speaker wishes not to do or take part in some activity, used as a response to a suggestion or request.

Comedic value is gained from the over emphasis of how much the person would not like to do said activity.

May have origins in a quote from the popular computer game "The Curse of Monkey Island" released on Windows 9x

Murray: You may call me ‘Murray’! I am a powerful demonic force! I am the harbinger of your doom! And the forces of darkness will applaud me as I stride through the Gates of Hell – carrying your head on a pike!

I would rather walk briskly through the gates of hell than attend a Justin Bieber concert.

I would rather walk briskly through the gates of hell than by Elthrin November 8, 2013

Don’t let the door hit you where the good Lord split you 

Basically an older term for “Bye Felicia.” When you don’t give a fuck that someone is leaving, and you hope the door smacks them on the ass

Ex boyfriend: “Fuck you I'm out.”
Me: “Don’t let the door hit you where the good Lord split you.”

Don’t let the door hit you where the good Lord split you by WonderBlox November 3, 2021

This is why LeBron James is the greatest basketball player of all time 

A phrase that Bronsexuals tend to use on Twitter when they see any post on their feed that is or isn’t even related to LeBron.

Bleacher Report posts: LeBron and Draymond linked up in Toronto 🔥

Obsessed LeBron fan comments: This is why LeBron James is the greatest basketball player of all time

This is why LeBron James is the greatest basketball player of all time by LeBronTheGOAT23 July 30, 2022

Are you or are you not the grandpa 

When you adopt a child, jerk it off, and let it ejaculate in a cup. Then you drink the cum and spit it inside of a random girls pussy.

Are you or are you not the grandpa?

Are you or are you not the grandpa by PabloOzuna3219487436543970632 March 13, 2023

emotion triggers the finger; intention brings the gun 

A statement of rejection of the "insantiy defense" for those who commit homicide with a gun.

One does not carry a weapon without intention of using it!

Bowling for Columbine; Aching for Aurora.

James Holmes' legal defense team may present a not-guilty by reasons of insanity, but while emotion triggers the finger; intention brings the gun, and he brought more than one gun!

emotion triggers the finger; intention brings the gun by ad-92129 August 8, 2012

Oh, how the grapefruits have fallen! 

The person has fallen from grace. They’re not as good as they used to be.

Look at them, this is so sad. Oh, how the grapefruits have fallen!

Oh, how the grapefruits have fallen! by Snowflake Jones June 9, 2019