Floss God

A fucking GOAT

Y’all listen to that new Floss God? That shit go harrrrrd

by Guapteament November 22, 2021

God

A man who is both Mufasa and Scar, two-faced

God: Surprised? Most of 'em are... I'm Mufasa AND I'm Scar...

by Justsomeguy05 July 18, 2022

God

The most powerful creature in the entire UNIVERSE. You don’t have to believe in him, but never. I repeat, NEVER MOCK HIM. You’ll regret it big time. God bless you

Me: I’m so upset. This morning I was late to school because I lost my school shirt so I was stuck in my PJ’s. I was ready 3 minutes late. Got there 15 minutes late.
God: the reason why that happened was because, if you were to get ready on time, you would have gotten in a car crash. So I saved you.

by SabrxnaWolf February 17, 2021

God Dammit

God Dammit is the best phrase to say whenever something goes wrong. It is commonly used by unlucky people.

Me: God dammit!
David: Shut up we already know thats your catchphrase

by Lexfunni October 15, 2023

God-ronic

Unexpected happening at a coincidental time.

A mother was worried about her child driving in the storm after work. It was God-ronic that a health inspection shut down her job for the day right before the storm hit.

by Kennedy Reign August 21, 2023

God king

Jesus was the holy God King but people have their doubts
Yahweh was the Jewish god king
the true god king is associated with the christian god king

peoples similar to the god king were known as Ghandi, the Buddha, and The Dalai Lama

by nonekopopo February 17, 2023

god facutie

The cutest and fatest person alive. The god facutie is the leader of all facuties. Once the god facutie is born the title cannot be removed until death. At the present day the god facutie is Julien. Past god facuties include Rodger Wilder, Jason Beall and others.

All hail the god facutie. There is no one cuter and fatter than he!

by Master of Dictionary January 6, 2011