Millet Penis 

When your penis has an apparent shift to the left. Not Normal. Can lead to fights with people and end up losing.

Matt: Dude, woke up and found out I have a Millet Penis.
Tanner: Bye

Millet Penis by huntedthenorth October 21, 2010

snow penis 

The sculpture of a giant penis made entirely from fresh snow. Typically done by college students for a good laugh.

Several guys from the dorm went out in the middle of a blustery January storm and built a huge snow penis.

snow penis by UrbanWebster February 14, 2004

pope penis tester

In the olden days a woman tried to sneak in as pope; therefore for years, every time there was a new pope, they had a "pope penis tester" check to see if it was really a male. An assistant lifted up the robe, and when the pope penis tester saw the balls, he would proclaim in Latin "They are there" and the pope candidate was allowed to become pope

The job of the "pope penis tester" went out several centuries ago

pope penis tester by andy1 April 19, 2005

carnival penis 

A penis that's fun for the whole family.

"Wow. Come over more! You've got such a carnival penis!"

carnival penis by The Mingler May 10, 2014

sans penis

The genitalia of the famous character Sans, from the 2015 indie-game, Undertale.

sans penis

sans penis by Simon_34545 June 18, 2021

Guacamole Nigga Penis 

When a man's penis has the texture of Guacamole when wet.

Girl 1: Girl, I can't fuck him. I sucked his dick and he had that Guacamole Nigga Penis.
Girl 2: Eww!!! That's disgusting, period!

Guacamole Nigga Penis by kkillphil December 30, 2018

pickled penis

There was this lady and she really wanted to have sex, but she was to scared to ask her husband so she went to a jipsy and told her her problem. The jipsy rummaged around in a chest and pulled out a pickle jar with a penis in it, and said "All you have to do is open the jar and say 'Pickle penis my vagina' and it will start having sex with you". So later she tries out the pickle penis and it works great. That is until her husband walks in and he shouts "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT" and the woman says "It's a pickled penis" Unfortunately her husband replied "PICKLE PENIS MY ASS"

person1: hey u heard about this pickled penis story
person2: no
person1: (reads it out)
person2: lol man got fucked in the ass
person1: apperently ye

pickled penis by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 24, 2009