Give That Penis a Sandwich

A universal compliment for someones character, actions, or future well being.

Ralph Garman: Isn't Bruce Willis a great actor?

Kevin Smith: Totally, give that penis a sandwich, Ralph.

by Smodcastle September 10, 2010

Penis Butt Rub

Commonly abbreviated PBR, is the he act of swiftly rubbing/ brushing your unexposed penis against a woman's buttocks as you are making the impression that you are "squeezing through" to get by in a crowded group of individuals, generally at a social event; ergo middle school dance, redeeming the pleasure of simply having your penis rub up against an ass. If the victim of PBR catches you red handed, you will ultimately face a night of embarrassment, for you were unsuccessful in fulfilling your ass-dwelling fantasies.

"Wow this party sucks, nothing but a bunch of prudes. Alas, a good Penis Butt Rub will suffice."

Person 1: "Hey man, you going to Chester's party on saturday?"

Person 2: "Will there be...PBR? If so, you can count me in!!"

Person 1: "Uhhh dude i dont know... besides that beer is for hipsters."

Person 2: "No not Pabst Blue Ribbon..Penis Butt Rub"

by seanbonham234 August 3, 2010

penis cutter conversation

Used to describe a conversation in which the topics discussed is so secretive -or if any said information is retold- may result in disaster for those discussing.
Derived from the phrase:
"Or I'll cut off your penis, light it on fire, and smoke it."

Remember, this was a penis cutter conversation, if you tell anyone anything, I'll deprive you of your manhood.

by thisisnotapseudonym January 4, 2009

magic penis theory

The theory that any bisexual person just hasn't had the right cock yet. Bisexual woman? She must just be curious but actually straight. Bisexual man? He must just be closeted.

"Amanda and Liz seem so perfect for each other! Any idea why they aren't together?"
"Amanda says she doesn't date straight girls."
"But isn't Liz bi?"
"Yeah, but Amanda still subscribes to the magic penis theory."

by briaguya April 20, 2015

Gay Penis AIDS

When something happens or someone says something that is kind of annoying or stupid that makes you upset. Can be used as a substitute to calling something “retarded”

Oh my gosh. My teacher gave me an F on the test. It’s so Gay Penis AIDS.

by Uncle Blaze November 15, 2019

Craigslist Penis Effect

Personal success philosophy based on the observations that

a) any g-rated women-seeking-men Craigslist ad will be met with dozens and dozens of e-mails that are just penis pics, and

b) a "real" email will automatically be better received than the penises.

The wisdom of observation is that a little effort will automatically put you ahead of all the idiots. From personal finance blogger Ramit Sethi.

According to the Craigslist Penis Effect, wearing khakis, not sweatpants, to the fleamarket will make you super stylish by comparison.

by Shanthrax138 February 18, 2010

car / penis theorem

The relation between car size and penis size. The car / penis theorem denotes the relationship between a vehicle owned by a male and the size of his sexual organ. As the size and overall cost of the vehicle increases, the average penis size of that vehicle's owners decreases in a linear fashion.

For example, according to the car / penis theorem, a man who's car is a 1992 Honda Civic (assuming that it isn't riced up) should have a penis size of approximately 7 inches erect. On the other end of the scale, the average male Lamborghini owner has an erect penis length of about 3 inches.

by Qbou3mT March 6, 2015