smol bean

(noun) someone who is too precious for this world.
Louis Tomlinson is such a smol bean.
by TheTommoWay October 08, 2020
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smol bean

if you say you're a "smol bean" it means that you are a convicted felon and that you are dangerous to society.
felon 1 : oh my gosh you are such a wholesome smol bean!!!!!

felon 2 : oh my gosh lmao im not!!!! you're a smol bean!!!
by wabadoo_ November 19, 2021
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Bean Boppin' Bitch

A bean boppin' bitch is a Latino woman who is employed as a personal chef in someone's home (typically preparing meals involving beans); however, on the side, she enjoys engaging in sexual activities with her employers or other people in the house.
"Dude, my bean boppin' bitch gave me a blow job under the table right after she served my family the meal... it was great head along with great food."
by bandzamakeherdance69 June 01, 2014
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Mean bean extreme

N. - A very mean person.
Xavier, why are you being such a mean bean extreme?
by sonoranfish September 23, 2021
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Aphrodite The Bean

They're just short man idk Aphrodite The Bean is short like they're 5'4 and say they're average WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE
by fiuck you May 14, 2022
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Keen as beans

keen as beans is a describing word to call someone who wants you to buy them a gatorade bottle so they can smoke ket till they are blind
Person 1 "hi keen as beans here could you buy me a gatorade bottle so i can smoke ket till im blind"
person 2 "sure keen as beans"
by elibeefpope March 21, 2024
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