suck my duck

what new phones auto-correct to before you can turn auto-correct off.

Guy : Hey you wanna come over and suck my duck later baby? ;)
Girl : Um, what?
Guy : Suck my dick** sorry new phone :/
Girl : Still no.... :/

by idiot_guy January 12, 2016

suck my balls

A better way to say "Suck my ballsack".

How would you like to go see the school counselor?
How would you like to suck my balls!

by Occsters November 7, 2012

suck my cock

Verb Phrase -

Usually used akin to kiss my ass

"Yeah, you know what? You can suck my cock; I'm outta here."

by DEC_42 January 17, 2008

smash my pastie

the process of a young girl getting laid for the first time.

Girl - "I hope I get laid tonight so I can have my pastie smashed"

by Phil the Pastie Smasher January 21, 2003

ram my clam

To ram ones clam is to stick your penis in their vagina

That crazy broad at the bar asked me to ram her clam

by dirtylove October 8, 2004

my girlfriend sally

something you would reject when editing urban dictionary posts.

Publish Jennifer Lopez because she's famous, but reject my girlfriend Sally

by veggieness April 5, 2005

England is my city

Some stupid shit Jake Paul said in his shitty rap

England is my city ITS EVERY DAY BRO

by covfefe20 June 17, 2017