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iPad Kid 

A child likely between the ages of 4-7 who have an iPad with Cheeto dust with soda or juice stainscovered on it , and camp on Roblox games like Jailbreak, Mad City, etc, They don’t go places, They go ballistic when the iPad gets taken away, they are socially deprived, they don’t touch grass, they watch CocoMelon on blast, they have the volume up all the way, and they cough LOUD AF.
iPAD KiDS RUIN JAILBREAK BY CAMPING.

Bro my sister is an iPad kid.

Man I was at Walmart and I heard an iPad kid throw a tantrum cause the mom had to take her phone away to pay with her phone.

Bro iPad kids need to stop green-screening my videos dawg.

What is up with iPad kids and Skibidi Toilet?
iPad Kid by Shæt March 28, 2024
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DA Kid Named Jon 

He is a very bad kid wanting to have sex with 3 black guys at wallmart
"DA Kid Named Jon come her daddy"
"DA Kid Named Jon Take to me Court Now Fucker"
"DA Kid Named Jon i hope u love me"
DA Kid Named Jon by anonymous April 7, 2024

SpongeBob kid

A secretly gay white male, a Christian who pursues being a priest in his mid age but the only reason he pursues working in churches is because of his lore from being molested by a Christian priest as a child
SpongeBob kid by Spongebob kid April 24, 2024

Ipad Kid 

The worst breed of human to exist. Mainly found in Gen Alpha. Why do ipad kids exist
Kid: Can i have my ipad so i can watch Skibidi toilet?
Dad: no you are an ipad kid fuck you
Ipad Kid by nailclipper69 April 25, 2024

Hamilton Kid 

The kid who went to the Hamilton Township schools (Southeastern Columbus). You either ended up fulfilling your goals that they shoved down your throat since you were in intermediate school or you completely fell off the map.

This school was known for having a TON of military kids/family and being in the news or local gossip for some CRAZY stuff, such as when the high school superintendent got caught with crack and everyone knows about what happened with the band director.
When school started back up, you dreaded the band playing on full blast at 7 o clock in the morning and having your classes close together was a blessing unless you wanted to reach your goal of 10,000 steps a day. nobody knows why they wanted us to have lunch at 11am. At some point you thought green and gold was an ugly color combination. You know at least one person that rang the bell in the courtyard and got in trouble for it. You don't know how to explain to someone that you're surrounded by cornfields but can see the downtown skyline from the library. and you really miss either the breakfast pizza or those dry ass spicy chicken sandwiches.
"where did you go to school?"
"oh I was a Hamilton kid."
typical responses
1.) "where's that at?"
2.) "how are you not institutionalized"
3.) " oh yeah, I heard about your band director, superintendent, principal, science teacher, etc etc etc"
Hamilton Kid by AlhareHopkins April 28, 2024

roblox kid 

A kid that plays Roblox every day, also a very annoying piece of shit that only has fucking "ROBLOX" in their head.
Also, a "roblox kid" has a very poor taste in the thing called "grammar", so you can correct them like any second.
Roblox Kid: haha im bettr then yu!!!!!
You: I'm better than you.*
Roblox Kid: nt fair!!!! me cri to mama!!!
You: ez shit on